It’s a Pig’s Life

In the cozy sitting room tucked away inside his palatial Palm Springs estate, billionaire Peter Percival Porkenbarrel unwinds after a tiring day of being extremely rich. Surrounded by the accouterments of comfort and style, he is particularly pleased with his latest acquisition, a portrait by the painter Malcolm Oink-Hogge.

No, I did NOT make my fortune in pork bellies. That’s a sick rumor.

I hear he has a silk purse, Sharon H. (via Imgur.)

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Links: They’re Like Potato Chips

And finally: Leapin’ Lemurs!

BBC reporter Alex Dunlop got a lot of lemur love when he filed a report from the Banham Zoo in Norfolk, U.K. If these outtakes are any indication, the lemurs gave him star treatment. (People, via Andrew Y.)

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