Ascent of the Asses

Although the setback would hinder their progress for the remainder of the expedition, Sir Reginald and his climbing team were now more convinced than ever that they were on the verge of discovering the Cursed Aztec Treasure of Quetzalguadalacaca.

donkeys in climbing gear
”Look on the bright side, men — Now we can carry more gold!”

This picture makes me go hee-haw, Sharon H.

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A Hole Lot of Work

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Now nobody will find him! Er, it. I meant to say.

I can dig it, Sharon H. (Actual photo here)

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Catching the Elusive Catcow

The catcow: Is it fact, or just a myth? Once thought to be a figment of urban folklore, photographic evidence suggests these mysterious creatures may be real.

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Moo-yeow. (Twitter)

According to experts at the Institute for Advanced Weirdness, the catcow is shy and often hides behind computer monitors, but can be coaxed out with treats.

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Anything but milk — we’ve got plenty. (Imgur)

Suggested by Andrew Y.

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