Such a Seussian face needs a Seussian name Something suitably slimy, yet nice all the same. Like “Sneezix” or “Glorch” or perhaps something long, Like “Flat-headed Bumble-eyed Thing-a-ma-bong.” If you think of a Seussish-type name you can share Just type it below in the comments down there. Or if you’re creeped out and not into all that Enjoy this Seuss staple — a cat in a hat.
As he delicately crept onto the back of the imposing beast, young Tarquin focused his mind on the words his mentor had said: “If you would command the eel, so too must you respect the eel. To get a feel for the eel takes nerves of steel, a warrior’s zeal, and a trust that’s real to seal the deal. OK, that’s my spiel.”