Links: Cock-a-doodle-doo, Ladies

Sexy chicken men, sexy dancing bear, sexy squirrel, sexy loose llamas, and more.

And finally: Follow Your Nose

Allein shares a sweet butterfly rescue.

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Paw de Deux

To end the week with a sublime bit of weirdness, here’s a unique ballet routine sent in by reader Alice Shortcake starring a diminutive dancing dog.

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Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dancer

(Wow, this has been the weirdest dream. First, I was chariot racing through the streets of downtown Sheboygan, and after that I stormed the beach with a company of surfing gladiator clowns. Then they disappeared and now I’m dancing with an Olympic gymnast with the theme from Green Acres playing in the background…)

Dancer holds cat on beach
Whatever they’re feeding me before bedtime, I want more of it.

Actual backstory, via Reddit: “We took my cat to the beach and there happened to be a professional dancer having a photo shoot. Obviously this happened because Buns’ day wasn’t confusing enough.”

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Take Us to Your Leader

“Bring the Earthlings before Grogschnozz the Wise,” grunted the Venusian. “Grogschnozz will know what to do with them.” And so, Captain Vanderhoof, Miss Pennyweather, and Dr. LeBleargh were marched into the vast underground city until they found themselves on a long corridor. And there, at the other end, sat an enormous creature — nothing but a gigantic, pulsating head whose three antennae sent signals to an array of equipment that filled the chamber. “So this is the key to the entire Venusian civilization” said LeBleargh, “The legendary Grogschnozz.”

cat head reflected in mirror
Step forward, puny humans. (Imgur)
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