Natural History of Alternate Earth

About 2 bullion years BVD, the first single-celled globules began to cohabitate in the primordial salsa, forming the building blorps of life as we knew it last Toesday. These globules mutilated into the basic animal spicys: the giraffipedes, the elephizgeralds, the squidgoals, the twitterati, the lurkensproingers, the monkey-level marketers, and (pictured below) the penguidogs.

Meow.

Just… wow, Sharon H.

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Guarding the Galaxy… And Sheep

This is the story of five robotic sheepdogs who protect the galaxy from the evil space wizard Lord Dacron, and also watch over a herd of sheep when there’s nothing else happening. Whenever the herd is threatened by Lord Dacron’s cyber-wolves, our heroes combine into the mighty warrior known as… Doltron!

Instead of herding us, we could all just ride around in that thing. Just saying.

Farmer spends £2,000 converting car into a sheepdog, found by Sharon H.

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