I am the darkness. I am the night. I am Gotham City’s silent guardian and protector. Evildoers take one look at my masked visage and… giggle for some reason.
“(Let’s do a progress check: Upper body looking good. Arms a bit skinny; I should do some lifting. Thighs are coming along nicely. Really need to bulk up that tail…)”
I have questions, Arne. (Via Imgur, where they also have questions.)
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Offer $190,000 worth of kibble and tell them that’s my final offer, Sharon H.
“Look, stop whining. The whole time we were roommates, I kept telling you: Show up to class. Take the speech course. Learn to walk upright. But no, all you wanted to do was party, roam the neighborhood, mark up the place. Four years of that, and where’d it get you? Still on four legs, on the wrong end of the leash, and as fate would have it, with me as your boss. So suck it up and keep walking, I’ve got a conference call at noon.”