Many people are reluctant to welcome a cosmic beast from beyond space into their homes. They wonder Will it eat my other pets? Will it plunge me into insanity? Should I take it to a vet or a priest?
Yet despite their often lurid depictions in sensationalist media, unearthly horrors are easily socialized with other pets and will often cuddle and groom them, preparing their souls for the day the Elder Gods arise to devour us all.
What the fhtagn, DCB?
From the moment the stranger arrived, something deep inside Percival’s instincts told him the newcomer was not to be trusted. Little things gave it away: He was a too outgoing; his mannerisms exaggerated, like an imitation; the overly enthusiastic way he said things like “So what are we doing today? Cat stuff? I love cat stuff!” Taken individually, Percival might have dismissed these clues, but together, they left him convinced the stranger was not one of them.
I’m… speechless, Sharon H.
These Netherlands troops are surreal
As they march to the bright glockenspiel
And the onlookers gawk
As they waddle and walk
For these geese are a big honkin’ deal
via Murray C. and Jan B.
And now, as day blends into day and the pressures of isolation warp the mind, let us journey to a faraway land and join Tofu the Shiba Inu as we float through the enchanted land of stock footage on a magical dinner roll. (via Andrew Y.)