Elves! It Was Elves!

You just missed them! They came barreling in through the dog door, one of them had a bottle of Jack Daniels, and they just start tearing through the house, knocking over books, dumping food on the floor, just making a huge mess! They even ripped up a whole box of tissue! And then just before you showed up, they put everything back and ran away. Except the tissue. Yeah, that’s what happened.


Via Imgur.

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22 thoughts on “Elves! It Was Elves!

  1. patris December 15, 2015 / 12:56 pm

    Elves have left the building!

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike December 15, 2015 / 12:57 pm

      HAH! 😀 😀 😀

    • Faye December 15, 2015 / 2:07 pm


    • Smartypants December 15, 2015 / 2:30 pm

      Oh, good one, Patris! 😀

    • Haha December 15, 2015 / 8:45 pm

      One tried to give me Money for a bribe.
      Two tried to Show me how to play along.
      Three tried To Get Ready for,
      Go! Cat! Go!

      It was the cat all along! I’m just a Hound Dog, don’t put me in that Jailhouse.

  2. Beba December 15, 2015 / 1:21 pm

    Ooh, Patris, that one stings. :0

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike December 15, 2015 / 1:29 pm

      It sure did, in the best way! (And welcome to the site, new commenter!)

  3. Julie December 15, 2015 / 2:06 pm

    I love when dogs won’t make eye contact with you bc they’ve done something wrong.

  4. bunnylove50 December 15, 2015 / 2:57 pm

    Yep, I believe it. Elves are devilish! 🙂

  5. Saffron December 15, 2015 / 3:50 pm

    Sort of related….is anyone else creeped out by elf on the shelf? It veers too close to puppets and marionettes which everyone knows are FREAKY!

    • Madame X December 15, 2015 / 4:50 pm

      Puppets and marionettes are kin to clowns and ventriloquists’ dummies [shudder]… evil little things.

      Elves on shelves are just, well, creepy. Like NSA for the kindergarten brigade.

    • Gigi_the cat lady December 15, 2015 / 4:51 pm

      Elf on the shelf is creepy, it has vibes of 1984 Big Brother watching kids all the time.

      In Québec we play the game differently, elves don’t sit on shelves spying on the kids, they play tricks, like putting the kids shoes in the fridge or moving stuff around. The kids get up in the morning and run around looking for the trick the elf played on them.

      • Faye December 15, 2015 / 10:10 pm

        That’s much better.

        • Smartypants December 16, 2015 / 7:19 am

          I agree, the Quebec version is way better!

          The entrepreneur show Shark Tank had a fellow who had created a Hanukkah version, the “Mensch on the Bench” 😀

    • allein December 15, 2015 / 11:06 pm

      My favorite bit of Elf on the Shelf genius was the picture I saw on Facebook last week where the elf had a “broken leg” in a cast and therefore would not be able to move for the next couple weeks. That mom/dad is brilliant.

  6. Mr. Max December 16, 2015 / 1:27 am

    Thank you for posting this picture! It reminds me that my new naughty rescue puppy is just being a puppy. She spent her first year on a six foot chain in a pile of poo, so she didn’t get much chance to be a puppy, and now she’s making up for it! No item, edible or not, is safe from her chewing! A good reminder they all go through that phase and to not get exasperated.

    Then again, maybe it was just elves. Creepy, creepy elves.


    • Haha December 16, 2015 / 5:33 am

      Blessings on you and your kind heart Mr. Max.
      I would love to give your puppy a nice, “sit” then some wiggle inducing scritches.

    • Faye December 16, 2015 / 8:53 am

      Mr. Max best of luck with your rescue. If you provide love, patience and LOTS OF CHEW TOYS you will see improvement in six months. Give us an update. 🐾

  7. jerzowa December 16, 2015 / 4:21 am

    Same story, Polish version (hope the link works, I’m totally technolgically challenged) ?oh=3389a123198d4208f256114c6da47737&oe=56E3C07E

    • 6rabbits December 16, 2015 / 7:18 am

      Yep, link works, and THOSE are some bizarro, creepy elves!!

      • Jerzowa December 16, 2015 / 8:38 am

        FYI, what doggie says is ‘and the flew away.’ The cartoon is by Psie Sucharki.

    • Faye December 16, 2015 / 8:48 am

      So funny!! Peeing, pillow humping, shoe eating, wall scratching. Sounds like flying elves to me.

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