As Halloween night approaches, experts offer these tips to ensure your dog has a safe night out. First, avoid dark colored costumes that don’t reflect light. Also, don’t go into any strange houses, especially haunted ones. Finally, don’t dress up your dog as Waldo because you’ll never be able to find him afterwards.
Just one example of last-minute Halloween costumes for dogs.
*grabs up pupper and hides him behind back*
Um…I don’t see him…
While Allein is distracted and can’t see behind her back, I steal Waldo and take off in the opposite direction.
While Allein is distracted and can’t see behind her back, I steal Waldo and take off in the opposite direction. Let the game of hot potato begin.
Hey!!1!!
Wave bacon in front of Waldog. He breaks free momentarily, and I grab him and ride off on a motor scooter.
*freezes time, casually removes Waldog from motor scooter basket and ensconce him in my treehouse* *unfreezes time* Wow, what was that blip?
*puts on squirrel costume, climbs tree, tucks Waldog inside costume, runs*
This is getting redonkulous!!! (But oh so much fun!!!)
*unzips squirrel head*
What? I don’t know what you mean…