“Oh good, you’re… you’re back. I was hoping you would come soon because… ah… there were some birds eating your mac and cheese. Um, a lot of birds, about ten birds, and I thought to myself ‘Myron,’ (that’s my name, Myron) ‘that nice lady is going to be upset when she comes back and sees that twenty birds ate her mac and cheese.’ So I ate them. All thirty of them. So I’m totally full now, and definitely not eating your mac and cheese.”
What a selfless upstanding citizen, Sharon H.
Wow…those birds multiply like bunnies!
I would totally share my mac and cheese with this cutie. If I had mac and cheese. Which I don’t.
…do you think he’ll share?
Hey if I was dumb enough to leave my plate of mac & cheese outside unguarded, I say any animal is welcome to it. Bon Appetit, my vulpine friend.
I got a ‘four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie’ thought when I read the description. Mac and cheese not something I thought a fox would be interested in.
I guess foxes love cheese just like dogs do.
I wonder how he would react to peanut butter?
Now I know how to lure back the fox that likes to nap in my back yard!
I love love love every single thing about this post, right down to the “p” in “well-p.” I wish I could give it a meeeeeellion up votes!
LOVE this one, Mike.
Is the fox actually using a spoon?
An early, unsuccessful draft of the classic story. It didn’t really take off until the spoon was replaced with a plucky young hunting dog.
only to the main course!
Myron is a perfect name for a fox.
Best Kraft celebrity endorsement since BareNaked Ladies.
Myron has impeccable table manners.