Put On Your Thinking Pup

In this age of information overload, sometimes our brains need a little help. That’s why there’s Thinking Pup™, the brain augmentation system. Thinking Pup sits comfortably on your head and snaps you out of your computer doldrums by reminding you of important tasks, such as going out for walks and using the can opener.

“You really don’t want to re-tweet that, trust me.”

It saved my career, Sharon H. (via Reddit.)

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9 thoughts on “Put On Your Thinking Pup

  1. allein ? February 15, 2018 / 11:09 am

    Oh my god I need one of these!!! Where do I find one?

  2. Blue Footed Booby February 15, 2018 / 11:11 am

    I remember reading about a writer struggling with writer’s block. He put an ad on craigslist that amounted to “Struggling writer. Will pay $5 an hour to sit next to me and slap me across the face when I get distracted and start surfing reddit.” He got a bite pretty much immediately from a woman who was alarmingly excited for the job. Apparently it was the most productive writing session of his life and also the most stressful.

    This approach looks to be a lot more pleasant.

  3. ffleur2 February 15, 2018 / 11:21 am

    And provides a *thwap-thwap* on the forehead when the person veers into such dangerous territory as gossip sites and sports news….

  4. Faye February 15, 2018 / 12:05 pm

    Will Thinking Pup also speed up my WiFi?

  5. AJ February 15, 2018 / 12:46 pm

    This is too funny, wish we knew the back story. Or maybe I don’t want to know, lol.

  6. Emsthemonster February 15, 2018 / 1:14 pm

    I hope the thinking process may be enhanced by thinking cats as well. (I am attracted to relatively bigger dogs, not sure my neck would be able to hold a goldie or a St Bernard’s)

  7. Duckie ? February 15, 2018 / 1:14 pm

    ThinkingPup will also let you know that ignoring reminders, such as needing-to-go-outside, will result in increasingly uncomfortable circumstances.

    • allein ? February 15, 2018 / 1:16 pm

      hmm…why is my shirt collar wet?

  8. Gigi The cat lady February 15, 2018 / 1:35 pm

    As a bonus, Thinking Pup™ also doubles as a toupee!

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