Kentucky Fried Maru

After too much fried chicken, Maru needs a special support garment that gives his giblets room to breathe. That’s when it’s time for Sexy Maru Bucket, which lets his gravy-filled belly dangle free and also allows him to “push out (his) buttocks more sexily and more highly” and now I need a shower just for having typed that. (The video also shows how to make Sexy Maru Bucket, but with Maru the question is never “how?” but “why?”)




Via Andrew Y. and Gigi the cat lady.

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29 thoughts on “Kentucky Fried Maru

  1. ffleur2 March 6, 2018 / 1:24 pm

    If we only knew what Hana thinks when she sees her brother doing these odd, bizarre things.
    But this vid told us one thing: the threat of a toothbrushing will get Maru out of any box.

  2. Faye March 6, 2018 / 1:35 pm

    Once seen…. ?. Whatever floats your Bucket!

    • dubravkamcvmd March 6, 2018 / 1:56 pm

      I’m with Hana!

  3. dubravkamcvmd March 6, 2018 / 1:55 pm

    I’m speechless. I can honestly say that in all these years I never considered Maru’s sexual allure, such as it is, or might be? I’m speechless.

    • Juno March 6, 2018 / 2:02 pm

      You gotta admit, those are some sexy high buttocks.

  4. Gigi The cat lady March 6, 2018 / 2:02 pm

    “push out (his) buttocks more sexily and more highly”
    What is this? 50 Shades of Maru?

    Where are my pearls? Get the fainting couch ready!

    • AJ March 6, 2018 / 2:13 pm

      And I thought this site was rated FF (Family Friendly)!!!!

      • Duckie ? March 6, 2018 / 6:02 pm

        FF is feline friendly.
        And Maru is definitely feelin’ friendly.

  5. Juno March 6, 2018 / 2:03 pm

    Maru can do no wrong.

  6. Alice Shortcake March 6, 2018 / 2:52 pm

    I’m slightly worried about what might be coming next. Hana in a latex catsuit? The World Cow in two pairs of black fishnet stockings and a suspender belt?

  7. Circe March 6, 2018 / 3:35 pm

    “now I need a shower just for having typed that” – ROFLMAO! I am crying, this is so funny!

  8. Dana March 6, 2018 / 4:22 pm

    I’m not sure which is funnier: Maru in his compromising position, or mugumogu’s commentary. I wonder how this translates in Japanese….?

  9. Ricky's Mom March 6, 2018 / 4:32 pm

    I love Hana’s little thought balloons.

    Also, it’s interesting that toothbrushing is so wonderful it eclipses showing off one’s more highly sexily buttocksly. Even Hana wants her teeth brushed.

  10. Ricky's Mom March 6, 2018 / 4:33 pm

    Why are all my comments awaiting moderation?

    Anything to eat around here?

  11. Wuyizidi March 6, 2018 / 5:26 pm

  12. allein ? March 6, 2018 / 8:12 pm

    The belly poking made me giggle.

  13. DebG March 6, 2018 / 9:28 pm

    I’m starting to worry about mugumogu’s dietary choices. She’s gone through a lot of KFC buckets.

    Also, Maru would clearly fit in at a boneless chicken ranch.

    • allein ? March 6, 2018 / 9:38 pm

      I’m choosing to believe that she is getting clean empty buckets for a nominal price and not letting Maru play in greasy used buckets.

      • Alice Shortcake March 7, 2018 / 3:49 am

        I’m inclined to agree. Mind you, I also suspect that she spends 90% of her income on large items from Amazon just so Maru can disport himself in the empty boxes.

        • Dana March 7, 2018 / 12:20 pm

          Or, she has kind neighbors who give her their boxes.

        • Murray C March 7, 2018 / 11:54 pm

          I think she gets stuff for free from people who want her to sponsor things in her videos.

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