Refrigerator Orientation

“… now, the middle drawer has cheese and salami. If you take any, make sure I get a cut. That leafy thing to the right is celery. I don’t get the appeal myself, it’s like eating crunchy air. Bottom drawer, that’s asparagus and brussels sprouts. That stuff’s poison, and if they serve it to you they’re trying to kill you. Moving on to the frozen foods…”

“Oh, and whenever you get milk, be sure to spill some.”

Everybody needs a mentor, Sharon H.

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10 thoughts on “Refrigerator Orientation

  1. allein ? April 23, 2018 / 9:37 am

    When your cat is bigger than your toddler…maybe he needs a little more celery and a little less salami and cheese…

    • Smartypants April 23, 2018 / 10:44 am

      Yes, I think he’s been doing quite a bit of sampling!

    • Debg April 23, 2018 / 3:09 pm

      I’ve always told my friends that I don’t take their kids seriously until they outweigh my chubbiest cat.

      Mike, you totally nailed the commentary.

  2. brouhaha April 23, 2018 / 9:39 am

    This is too true. My kitteh knows the sound of every possible type of cheese wrapper or container in the fridge and I am required by contract to share.

    • Blue Footed Booby April 23, 2018 / 11:19 am

      My childhood dog had the ability to detect a banana being opened even if he was on a different floor of the house. He’d just…appear. It was disconcerting.

      • allein ? April 23, 2018 / 11:45 am

        Stars can detect real Parmesan or sharp Provolone cheese from the other end of the house.

  3. Gigi The cat lady April 23, 2018 / 9:45 am

    What a cute couple of fridge raiders!

  4. ffleur2 April 23, 2018 / 10:47 am

    oh that is an adorable picture! And your commentary is spot-on Mike. That cat is giving the toddler an education.

  5. Faye April 23, 2018 / 11:10 am

    Inter species cuteness.

  6. Ricky's Mom April 23, 2018 / 6:28 pm

    Not entirely convinced the hoomin is not instructing the kitteh.

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