(She’s gonna cuddle me and squeeze me until my eyes pop out and ask how I’m doing in school and if I have a boyfriend yet and did I get the socks she sent me for my birthday and any minute now she’ll start with the cheek pinching, gaaaah!)
Anything but the dreaded cheek pinching, Sharon H.!
I will SMOOOOCH you! MWAH!
Even holding the front paws, I’d expect kitty to start pedaling an invisible bicycle that just so happens to occupy the same space and my face.
oh yeah, BEWARE the pedaling of the invisible bicycle – guaranteed to leave indelible scars on you. And on your psyche. Especially if the rider of the invisible bicycle looks like a crazed feline Dracula.
She’s gonna have a big red lip print on her fur, isn’t she?
My niece and nephew are coming to visit soon and I hope they don’t react that way when I hug them. Most likely not; their claws are better trimmed. Poor kitty.
Not the mom lips!!!! That’s the “Mom, not kiss me!” face at my house.
“(S)he’ll pinch my cheek…”
“Maybe she won’t.”
All I can think of is Elmira from Tiny Toons…heeheehee 😀
And sadly I do this my one kitty Fitz (my other kitty would shred me) who meows in protest but will put up with forcible cuddling for a little bit while purring loudly before twisting out of my grabby hands.
This is exactly the kind of aunt I am. When my nieces and nephews complain, I tell them it’s their fault for being so adorable. Kitties are also adorable so they should expect the same treatment. I’m a cuddle monster! Mwahhahahaha!
My boys volunteer for tummy snorfling….I got so lucky with them
You are a lucky woman.
Oh gosh! That proactive belly exposure must be irresistible.
I cannot resist. I snorfle and snuggle as long as they’ll put up with me
Sometimes, it’s a trap.
Always was with Stripes. Stars doesn’t lay on her back but she does tolerate belly rubs while standing.
Oh I want to dive right in.
I envy you that sprawled bellah
Oh, but my thoughts are that this kitty REALLY DOES love to have this happen. It’s just playing like it hates it. If she didn’t do her snorgling, it would wonder what’s wrong. “She doesn’t love me any more???” I think we’ve all seen this kind of kitty. Now if the kitty had initiated this first, then all the lovin’ would be perfectly OK but a HUMAN started it!! And, we’ve all probably seen this kind of kitty also.
I enjoy seeing big cat belly.
We all have an Aunt Doris
And, after the cheek pinching you’re gonna have to put on the outfit she made you for Christmas:
https://goo.gl/images/EjonY1
That cannot be real, although the murderous look in the kitteh’s eye lends verisimilitude.
I wasn’t totally convinced this one wasn’t photoshopped but there were others that looked real. Google “cat in a pink bunny suit” for more examples. (And if you go a few rows down in the results you get Ralphie among the cats.)
Who knew it was a thing! I would never have thought of it because my kittehs would not have put up with my even thinking of putting clothes on them, but it’s a good idea. Cats look great in pink bunny suits!
I would never do this to any of my nieces or nephews. Mostly because I can’t sew but even if I could, I wouldn’t do this.
I can feel those back claws splayed and flailing to find purchase in order to make a get away.
If I need Teller to move away, I just have to use the phrase “Mommy Kiss!!” And he’s gone as fast as the pudge will allow. ?
Hehe, I do this to my kitties every week. I am the Aunt Doris to my cats, though not to my actual niece or nephew. If only they were furrier.
My sister calls my cat her furniece.