“(psst!) Hey, pal — before you drop any money in this machine, lemmie give you some free advice. This machine’s a little, how should I put it, temperamental. Sometimes you get the nuts, and sometimes you don’t. And sometimes, if the machine feels that you are a person of goodwill who might be inclined to leave a half-finished bag of trail mix in the dispenser tray, it might accidentally drop an extra item of your choice. Just saying.”
What a wiseguy, Sharon H.
I have so many questions…
Hey, a guy’s gotta earn a living! 😋
Does he have to wait until someone presses 407 to get out?
Sounds like a great deal to me, Mr. Squirrel!