The Cat Pack

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Congratulations on your purchase of the Fe-Lex 3000 home companion system. The Kit-T-Kat Corporation is proud to offer an unconditional 90-day guarantee. If for any reason you are not completely satisfied, please return your Fe-Lex 3000 in its original packaging.

cat in box
Knew I shouldn’t have clawed those drapes. Dammit. (Imgur)

If cats weren’t a little bit defective, they wouldn’t be fun, Sharon H.

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6 thoughts on “The Cat Pack”

  1. allein 🐾 November 4, 2019 / 11:15 am

    I don’t have drapes. Can I get a discount for this slightly used one?

  2. Dana November 4, 2019 / 11:29 am

    That Kit-T-Kat fits purrfectly.

  3. kermit November 4, 2019 / 12:14 pm

    To be fair, some drapes are hideous. You should take styling advice from an orange marmalade.

  4. AJ November 4, 2019 / 12:47 pm

    Will this return be offered on Ebay?? I love shopping on Ebay and don’t mind a slightly used model. I also don’t have curtains, just blinds.

  5. Emsthemonster November 4, 2019 / 2:05 pm

    Returning a soft, orange, purring home companion system? No, it is not going to happen.
    The oranges ones are the best. I also volunteer to comfort the poor returned ones if there are any.

  6. JenDeyan November 4, 2019 / 4:32 pm

    I’m satisfied just looking at that cutey tabby. No need to return.

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