Noted children’s literature author Mother Goose was spotted by paparazzi yesterday, walking with a security detail to protect her from fans. “I love my readers,” the renowned author insisted, “but sometimes they get aggressive with their questions, like the time a boy grilled me on the logistical details of an old woman living in a shoe. It’s just fiction, you know?”
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I wanna know where all those children came from…
Those aren’t goslings. They’re ducks. Which leads to wonder why is this one goose hanging out with all these ducks? Did a mama duck adopt an ugly duckling?
I meant the old woman in the shoe, with all her kids…
But the ducks do make one wonder. I would think swans would be better for security. They’re mean.
Geese are excellent guard animals themselves!