Hey, Big Spender

You look like someone who can take a real licking and come back for more, if you know what I mean (and I think that you do). Just a dollar a slurp, good-looking — except for the one on the left, we call her “Foot Long Franny.” She costs extra.

dogs at charity kissing booth
♬ The minute you walked in the park (bah-WHOOMP) ♬ (Imgur)

BRB, Andrew Y., gotta hit the ATM.

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10 thoughts on “Hey, Big Spender

  1. allein 🐾 June 21, 2021 / 11:35 am

    $1?

    How about $10 for all six?

  2. ^oo^ June 21, 2021 / 11:42 am

    #4 from the left. Is that an itty-bitty pitty?

    • allein 🐾 June 21, 2021 / 11:45 am

      I thought he might be an imposter. Maybe he’s mixed with something smaller.

      Of course, being a small-dog person, he’s my favorite of the bunch.

      Pitties have such great smiles.

      I saw someone walking a pretty gray pitty down my street when I was leaving for work this morning. Too bad I couldn’t stop to pet.

    • Debg June 21, 2021 / 10:47 pm

      I’m on the itty bitty committee, but I think you mean something very different!

  3. Georgiana June 21, 2021 / 11:48 am

    I’d gladly pay $20.00 for 30 minutes with the pocket size pittie, he/she is sooooo cute!

  4. Kar June 21, 2021 / 1:22 pm

    Shut up and take my money!

  5. AJ June 21, 2021 / 1:31 pm

    Squeal!!! Licked to death by pitties, my favorite way to go. They’re all so handsome and love the itty bitty pitty in the middle. Foot Long Franny – snerk.

    And like Kar, just take my money NOW!!!

  6. Ricky & Bibi's Mom June 21, 2021 / 2:29 pm

    This is fabulous! I, too, wonder about the mini-pup in the middle.

    If you want to see a great alternate performance of the original, check out Big Spender” – Broadway Backwards 2019 on YouTube.

    • allein 🐾 June 21, 2021 / 2:42 pm

      I’ll have to wait until I get home to look it up, but I think I’ve seen that one. I went on a Miscast and Broadway Backwards youtube binge a while ago. There’s an all-male version of Cell Block Tango that’s great, too (I think that was Miscast).

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom June 21, 2021 / 3:26 pm

        I saw that one! I don’t remember which series, either, but it was excellent indeed.

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