Not that I need one! Okay, so I’ve had a couple beers, so what? The night’s young and I’m still raring to go. I’m just gonna rest my eyes for a bit…
via Elizabeth G.
Is My Uber Here Yet?
Funny
More funny than cute
Special Report: Rodent Crime
Little is known about the structure of organized crime in the rodent community, but thanks to a “rat” within the organization, police have obtained this photo of a gang meeting featuring the leader known only as “Mr Big.”
He’s the big cheese, Elizabeth G.
Send Me a Sign
Welcoming a new pet can be an awkward experience at first. Your new companion may be shy among unfamiliar people and surroundings. Thoughtful pet owners will find ways to express their acceptance.
Mrs. Flenderson Has Opinions
“Well, I see the Roberson’s lawn still isn’t mowed. Why that lazy son of theirs can’t turn off that rock and roll long enough to cut it, I’ll never know. And the Spencer’s house next door is even worse, with those tacky plastic flamingos…”
