Congratulations on your purchase of Porta-Brain™ Jr., the thinking accessory just for today’s teen! We know it’s tough in this modern world to keep track of facts and history and other trivia that you’re only going to forget after you take the test. Porta-Brain straps to your back and keeps you informed while you walk!
But that’s not all — Porta-Brain Jr. also acts as your social lookout, keeping an eye on important things you can’t see. Now you’ll know who’s talking behind your back!
The real story, via Bored Panda, is almost as weird: A portable cat-carrier with a space-age bubble window. Spotted by Alison!