Never Miss a Test or Tryst Again!

Congratulations on your purchase of Porta-Brain™ Jr., the thinking accessory just for today’s teen! We know it’s tough in this modern world to keep track of facts and history and other trivia that you’re only going to forget after you take the test. Porta-Brain straps to your back and keeps you informed while you walk!

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But that’s not all — Porta-Brain Jr. also acts as your social lookout, keeping an eye on important things you can’t see. Now you’ll know who’s talking behind your back!

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The real story, via Bored Panda, is almost as weird: A portable cat-carrier with a space-age bubble window. Spotted by Alison!

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12 thoughts on “Never Miss a Test or Tryst Again!

  1. Chris December 9, 2015 / 3:09 pm

    Open the pod bay doors HAL.

    • Alison December 9, 2015 / 3:47 pm

      High five, great comment!

  2. birdcage December 9, 2015 / 3:37 pm

    They make these for parrots, too. Backpacks with a perch installed inside and a window so you can take your parrot for a “walk”. The ones I’ve seen are not so space-age-y though. I don’t own one (yet).

    • Nanosmom December 9, 2015 / 5:35 pm

      I think it makes more sense for a bird than a cat.

  3. Faye December 9, 2015 / 7:37 pm

    My cat controls me enough when I’m home. I would like to imagine I’m a free agent when I’m out and about.

  4. Smartypants December 9, 2015 / 8:15 pm

    They look like they’re piloting ’60s-style mini-subs – I can practically hear the Jacques Cousteau commentary! 😀

  5. Haha December 10, 2015 / 1:29 am

    🎶We all live in a pink port-a-pet
    A teal port-a-pet
    A bird-port-a-pet🎶

    (Apologies to the Beatles)

    • Smartypants December 10, 2015 / 7:46 am

      Well done! 😀

      “Captain, sonar indicates a school of fishies at six o’clock…or five-thirty if we hurry!”

      • Haha December 10, 2015 / 1:59 pm

        Aye! Aye! Captain my Captain!

    • birdcage December 10, 2015 / 8:51 am

      Haha, you made me haha.

      • Haha December 10, 2015 / 2:01 pm

        I’m glad you caught that I included you! 😀

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