Breaking News: New bombshell evidence suggests that cats may be lazy, deceitful, self-serving hypocrites. In this footage supplied by reader Andrew Y., a cat feigns incompetence to get assistance. If confirmed, this could entirely change humanity’s perception of a species thought to be selfless and honest.
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— Cozy (@cosyposter) August 26, 2026
This is why everything goes in circles, Dana D.
Taking no chances, the Girl With the Dogs deploys the happy hoodie and the cone of shame, but in the end this cat carrying a second cat’s worth of fur is just happy to be lighter.
Hidden within the dense jungle foliage, the fearsome tiger hunts his prey. His keen vision, sharpened by eons of evolution, detect even the slightest movement. But today something is wrong. The forest is nothing but a watery blur, full of distorted shapes. In a panic, his mind races: Is this blindness? Madness?
