Sports News: Brendan Bushtail of Nutley, New Jersey has taken first place in the Squirrel Triathlon, an event combining scampering, tree-climbing and 10 meter walnut relay.
the most popular restaurant in town, by Drew de F Fawkes, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Though my mission goes well, I have often longed for my home planet. Fortunately my observation subjects recently provided me with a subspace transmitter and interdimensional teleporter pad, believing them to be cheap plastic toys.
2 Years of Torvi, by Seclusive Nature, licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
Clearly I’d been given bad directions.
Syracuse.com, via NTMTOM
I’m in charge now!
People, via Deb G.
And remember, he gets a juice box after his nap.
GeoBeats / YouTube, via NTMTOM
Elizabeth G. brings us a goat in tiny sneakers because it’s Friday and why not?
Breaking News: New bombshell evidence suggests that cats may be lazy, deceitful, self-serving hypocrites. In this footage supplied by reader Andrew Y., a cat feigns incompetence to get assistance. If confirmed, this could entirely change humanity’s perception of a species thought to be selfless and honest.
make it spin pic.twitter.com/fIERAcfmTO
— Cozy (@cosyposter) August 26, 2026