Visual sensor apertures at maximum... Circulatory systems at 150 percent... Anti-distraction filter engaged... Rear launchers ready for launch... All systems go...

Visual sensor apertures at maximum... Circulatory systems at 150 percent... Anti-distraction filter engaged... Rear launchers ready for launch... All systems go...


The Dodo, via Allein
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
These itchy little heffalumps do everything together, which apparently includes sitting on one another.

I’ve got the biggest dreams for me
To be the biggest I can be
That’s why I need to lay my head
Upon the very biggest bed
In almost no time I’ll be grown
And then I’ll make this bed my own
So don’t sleep here; no room, it seems
Because I dream the biggest dreams
