Naw, I wasn’t trying to get a drink. I meant to dive in on purpose. And then get a drink.
I Meant to Do That!
Shakesbear in the Park
O goddess of fate, how cruel and vain
Thou art, to see my hunger plain
Yet lend no aid, withhold thy favor
Deny my lips that which I savor
Shall I persist this vain endeavor
Or still my tongue and starve forever?
No! Firm I stand, and thus I ask it
Gift unto me a pic-a-nic basket!
Links: The New Moo Deng
Content Note: Discussion of mistreatment
Dog rescued from garbage truck finds forever home with driver
YouTube, via Allein
And finally: Flappin’ and Slappin’
This nice lady has a whole farm to feed, but she’s not ducking out of cuddle time. (via Andrew Y.)
A Nose for Trouble
I’m telling ya, I almost died. I’m trying to squeeze outta my kennel when my nose gets stuck and I can’t move. Lucky for me my human knows how to give the Boop of Life, which is basically a strong push on the nose.
