You can tell when she calls you by your full name, like: “Herbert Bertrand Stewart Poindexter Aloysius Jiffypop Nimrod Squirtle Zamboni Blayvin Glockenspiel O’Mulliganstein the Third, where have you been?!”
Somebody’s getting sent to his room, Elizabeth G.
The Girl With the Dogs gives a free groom to a very sweet and smart dog who loves treats but has strong opinions about the blow dryer.
Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
News4SanAntonio, via Karen F.
Life, uh, finds a way.
Love Meow, via AJ
thide-eye noun: A side-eye combined with a pthhhthhptt for added dismissive effect.
Raspberries, by billac, licensed under CC BY 2.0
