Taming My Inner Lion

I know I’m just a lowly housecat, but deep down I feel like I was meant to be a lion. I can just see myself crouching in the tall grass, leaping at unsuspecting prey, then basking in the sun after the hunt. Basically the stuff I do as a cat, only bigger.

And orange cat crouches down on the floor, wearing a hat that looks like a cartoon lion's face and mane
How do you do, fellow lions?

orangie, by paparutzi, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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Links: No Beak, No Problem

A dark gray parrot rests its head on a rock. The top of parrot's beak is partially missing.

And finally: Snackin’ and Smackin’

We all have that one friend who’s a noisy eater. (via Elizabeth G.)

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What a Blockhead

Look, I’m not opposed to all of this “smart home” technology my humans keep installing. I think some of it is pretty useful, actually. That little box you talk into to order my favorite dog treats? I rather like that one. But this new “RoboCorgi” they just bought — now that’s pushing it too far.

a corgi dog stands behind an exact replica made of Lego bricks and looks quizzically at you.
* WOOF * SHALL-WE-PLAY-A-GAME-OF-FETCH? * WOOF * (Imgur)
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