According to leading doggoneomists, when water is allowed to roll off a dog’s tongue, its flavor is improved by up to 0.0000003 percent, and its thirst-quenching properties are enhanced by a factor of 7.3 hydrowhatevers.
The Trickle-Down Theory
Flat Cat Mat
As a cat, the art of camouflage can be an important ability to ensure your safety from dogs, toddlers, and the dreaded vacuum cleaner. Make note of useful hiding locations such as planters, boxes, and curtains. When these aren’t available, hide in plain sight by pretending to be a throw rug.
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And finally: Passenger Pigeon
Andrew Y. found a bird who took the subway in Massachusetts.
A polite pigeon in Massachusetts calmly rode a commuter train before disembarking at the next stop. pic.twitter.com/sqiMpfnspO
— ABC News (@ABC) March 27, 2026
Purrin’ Persian
Today’s customer is a sassy handful of dryer lint named Fig, a Persian kitten who emerges from his bath even fluffier than going in. (via Dana D.)
