The Portrait of Peril!

Introduced once again by Flurnston Boils, who vehemently denies all of the allegations mostly

Welcome, art lovers, to my gallery of horror! Our next tale of terror concerns a collector with impeccable taste — for blood. It’s a spine-curdling tale I call: Brushstroke With Terror:


“I hope your journey to my castle was uneventful,” said the dapper gentleman as he ushered his guest into the gallery. “I’m glad you could appraise the portrait here, because it must never leave this room. You see, it is very sensitive to light.”

“Why, what an uncanny resemblance,” noted the art expert. “This portrait is three hundred years old at least, and yet the subject looks just… just like…”

“Yes, I know,” said the gentleman, eyeing his guest’s neck. “It’s been in the family for generations. But then again,” he added, moving in closer, “so have I.”

Cat with very prominent front fangs sits next to a picture of himself dressed as a dapper vampire
By the way, what’s your blood type? I need to know what wine to pair with you. (Instagram)

Flurnston photo: Marcello il mostro, by akk_rus, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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Hat Trick Trunkster!

Hats off to this baby elephant, who’s turned some tourist’s hat into a toy. Speakers up for the happy squeaking!

A baby elephant picks a hat up off the ground
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Links: Come Fly With Me

A kitten

And finally: Pumpkin Crunch

Fiona and family get a treat in this video found by Andrew Y.

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Strut that Butt!

I strut my butt, and I’ll tell you what
When you’ve got a booty it’s your civic duty
To walk the walks and shake those ‘tocks
And haul your hocks around the block
When your behind is well defined
Don’t hide your posterior in the interior
Go get some air in that derriere
And strut your butt like you just don’t care!

a corgi dog, viewed from behind, has a very round and fluffy bottom.
Don’t dunk on the junk in my trunk, you punk. (Reddit)

Here’s a older photo for Tocktober, submitted by Andrew Y.

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