I’m telling ya, I almost died. I’m trying to squeeze outta my kennel when my nose gets stuck and I can’t move. Lucky for me my human knows how to give the Boop of Life, which is basically a strong push on the nose.

I’m telling ya, I almost died. I’m trying to squeeze outta my kennel when my nose gets stuck and I can’t move. Lucky for me my human knows how to give the Boop of Life, which is basically a strong push on the nose.

“Welcome, Mr. Bond, to my underground nuclear-powered ultra-secret supervillain lair. Unfortunately your visit will be brief, but before I have you killed, I shall describe at length my brilliant and foolproof scheme to enslave the world with catnip mind-control gas.”


Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
Puppy Court is back in session, via reader Sharon G.
I admit it, I could have handled that better. My impulses got the better of me and in retrospect it’s clear that more restraint was called for. But in my defense that squirrel was asking for it.
