Adoptadorable Allie!

The Girl With the Dogs has a new dog rescue, and here she’s helping this fluffy cloud to look her adorably adoptable best.

A small white dog sits attentively on a table while a woman looks at her
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And Boy, Are My Wings Tired!

Breaking News: Researchers at the Institute for Mad Science have successfully bred a pigeon with a molecular density ten times normal. “Think of the possibilities!” said an IMS spokesperson, adding “No, seriously, think of something, because we’re coming up empty here.”

A pigeon sits on a piece of scaffolding that is bent downward exactly underneath it.
Just flew up here and I’m already winded. (Ecchs)

Whoa, that’s heavy, Andrew Y.

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Links: Well, There’s Your Problem, Mate

Close up image of a wombat inside a narrow tube

And finally: Meowjong

Andrew Y. shares a deluxe mahjong table, complete with cat elevator.

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Love Bites

Could your cat be… a vampire? Tired of hanging around in belfries, today’s modern vampire often assumes the form of a common house cat to better feast on its unwitting prey. Here are some signs your tabby may be one of the bloodthirsty undead:

  • Sleeps in daytime; active only at night
  • Allergic to garlic unless lightly sautéed
  • Shows inordinate interest in your blood type
  • Constantly demands Count Chocula for breakfast
two cats lie together on a bedspread. One cat rests its nose on the neck of the other cat, who looks alarmed.
(No wonder I wake up feeling drained.)

Arturo vampiro, by Julián Ortega Martínez, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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