Halloween skulls, by 1smrtcookie, licensed under CC BY 2.0
I strut my butt, and I’ll tell you what
When you’ve got a booty it’s your civic duty
To walk the walks and shake those ‘tocks
And haul your hocks around the block
When your behind is well defined
Don’t hide your posterior in the interior
Go get some air in that derriere
And strut your butt like you just don’t care!
Here’s a older photo for Tocktober, submitted by Andrew Y.
Welcome back, fright fans! In tonight’s tale of terror we meet a fussy customer who’s about to have a bone to pick with her hairdresser. It’s a cutting-edge story I like to call A Little Off the Top:
Mimsy Mufflefluff was a glamorous cat, vain and proud. She was covered head to tail in long flowing white fur that she groomed constantly. So when her husband Tom casually remarked “Looks like your fur’s a bit uneven on one side, dear” she rushed herself to the nearest salon.
“Just even it out,” she demanded, and the hairdresser set to work. He was a strange lanky man, with spindly fingers and an eye that kept twitching, but he worked quickly and presented her with a mirror. “Oh, no!” she gasped, “you took off too much and now the other side’s too long. Fix it!” And all that afternoon and into the evening, the hairdresser tried to satisfy her demands, until…
“Oh, Thomas,” cooed Mimsy later that night. “Come and see! Am I perfect now?”
Flurnston photo: Marcello il mostro, by akk_rus, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Note: Half-hour video.
The Girl With the Dogs / YouTube, via Allein
Time for a visit with the dachshund family, but this time to focus on Mimi the Bengal cat. Whether she’s curled up alone or on top of her sisters, Mimi rules her space.
