I used to feel Fab. I’d bask in the Sun and Gain some Cheer. But that’s All over. In this Era, I feel a-Dreft with the Tide, pounded by a Surf that feels like an Arm and Hammer.
DSCS029444, by Brougham Geezer, licensed under CC BY 2.0
I used to feel Fab. I’d bask in the Sun and Gain some Cheer. But that’s All over. In this Era, I feel a-Dreft with the Tide, pounded by a Surf that feels like an Arm and Hammer.
DSCS029444, by Brougham Geezer, licensed under CC BY 2.0
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Hey!! I’m Downey here — wanna Snuggle?
MTMTOM you’re all washed up. And I’m agitated. Well, I’ve aired our dirty laundry. It’ll come out in the rinse. Cheer (s)!
Perfect dialog for a soap opera! 😀
Maytag, you’re it, get to writing the script.
Poor Kitty. I’m sure if you don’t Bounce back soon somebody will give you a Snuggle.
I got caught in a nasty Spin Cycle last night. I think I need another Rinse before I try to Dry out.
Does anyone remember when Gene Wilder ended up on skid row drinking Woolite because he had had a fling with a sheep?
Longest sight gag ever.
I always worried my cats would get in the dryer. Good pic to remind everyone to double check.
I had one cat that constantly jumped in the dryer to take a nap, loved the warm clothes. Half the time, I had to wait to fold the laundry until he decided to he was finished with his nap. And then there was the time he was mad at us for bringing another cat into the house; got in the dryer and peed all over the clean clothes. At least it wasn’t as bad as the time my scaredy dog decided to get in the dryer – and she was a 75 lb german shepherd mix. Thought I was gonna to have to call the fire department to come take the dryer apart to get her out.
Laundry room drama. Go figure.
That was a Woody Allen film, “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex”
Yes! Woolite!!
I can never get past that poor sheep in a garter belt myself…
Oh and Tony Randall’s mission control, “Ok we’re a go!!!”
Kitteh’s all like “Did you check the pockets? Are you sure? Because last time, there was that Sharpie…Just doing my bit to help.”
All the good ones have already been put through the wringer.
These are puns I’m li-Kenmore and more with each reading! Although I need to stop before I get sucked into a Whirlpool of punning….
So creative.
Help! I’m being brainwashed to like puns.
Washed!!
They call me Rinse Charming…
Haha
This is why I can’t have cats.
I need a new washing machine. I’ll take this one please.
It’s all yours! (… and welcome to my site, new commenter! I hope you have fun!)
Look here! I deter (u) gent from making anymore white-washed, hung-out- to-dry jokes. I hamper any further attempts to iron-flat such a pressing need of getting me out of here. *pants*
*with a creased brow*
I’m racking my brain for a 20 Mule Team Borax pun, but I got nothin’.
A 20 mule team couldn’t drag me from this site.
Thanks! I don’t know why I couldn’t come up with one, I guess I’m just too borax.
‘Sees a boar cutting down a tree with an ax.’
You seem pretty purexly fab to me. 😉
Aww, thanks! You Gain points with me, too!
See! You got this! You just needed a Cheer leader for encouragement.
Y’all’s brains are a lot more creative than mine, especially in the AM! ??
Come back after coffee!!
This is pure NTMTOM.
That Duz it. NTMTOM is the best in the Biz. It’s Snowy use, I’ll never keep up. Ivory pented for ever thinking I could.
A trifecta!!
You All better clean up this line! Too much pun! Ooh, I hurt from laffing!