Terrifying Tales of Total Terror, With Your Host, Flurnston Boils

Greetings, dear reader. You come in search of the strange, the unexplainable. You seek the shadow where there is no light, the whispered voices in empty rooms, the tuna where there is no can opener. These are the mysteries that drive you to me, and it is one such enigma behindย tonight’s episode: “The Phantom Hairball of Maurice Lestrange.”


Marcello il mostro, by akk_rus, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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16 thoughts on “Terrifying Tales of Total Terror, With Your Host, Flurnston Boils

  1. Michelle P January 2, 2016 / 12:24 pm

    Fantastic misuse of flash photography!

    • Deb January 2, 2016 / 4:09 pm

      An art form in itself!

  2. Smartypants January 2, 2016 / 12:29 pm

    LOL, I’m totally hearing this in Vincent Price’s voice!

    • Smartypants January 2, 2016 / 12:30 pm

      …or should I say ‘Vincent Purr-ice’?

      • Mikeyfur January 2, 2016 / 12:55 pm

        Standing ovation for Smartypants!

    • Deb January 2, 2016 / 4:11 pm

      I totally hear Vincent Price, especially at “Greetings, dear reader”

    • Kay Fabe January 2, 2016 / 9:47 pm

      Next will be a visit from a doggy James Mason.

      “Jeezy Creezy, James!”

  3. Gigi_the cat lady January 2, 2016 / 1:43 pm

    โ€œThe Phantom Hairball of Maurice Lestrange.โ€ starring Kittopher Lee of course.

  4. 6rabbits January 2, 2016 / 2:43 pm


  5. Faye January 2, 2016 / 3:07 pm

    Demented, you are!

  6. Faye January 2, 2016 / 3:09 pm

    Best hover yet. I can here it now.

  7. Saffron January 2, 2016 / 7:40 pm

    Ha! Just like when you hear a hairball being horked up in the middle of the night and think “I will get it when I wake up”. And in the morning THERE IS NO HAIRBALL ANYWHERE.


    • Clairdelune January 2, 2016 / 11:50 pm

      A Ghostly Cat? The Mystery of the Invisible Hairball? Time to call Sherlock Holmes.

  8. Clairdelune January 2, 2016 / 11:40 pm

    Oh my, you’ve reminded me of those deliciously creepy mystery novels of another era that I used to read late at night hiding under the bed covers with the aid of a flashlight, enjoying a “frisson” reading about squeaky doors and hidden passages… and now you have given me another hero: Maurice Lestrange!
    Does not look to scary though, not as scary as my kitty when she howls in the middle of the night if the food dish is empty – THAT does make me cringe in abject fear.

    NTMTOM, you are so weirdly wonderful!!! “-D

  9. Ilonka January 3, 2016 / 10:31 am

    Flurnston Boils!! Lol!! How do you come up with these names?! Ha ha ha ha ha ……

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