Meanwhile, at the Bird Refuge…

“So… they’re just going to stay there?”

“Looks like it. They packedΒ everything: camping gear, canned food, guns, portable stoves, generators, guns, portable stereo systems — ugh, I swear if they play that Lee Greenwood CD one more time, I’m gonna dive bomb somebody.”

“You think they’re having a party?”

“I dunno. They don’t look very happy. They just stand around making angry speeches at each other and waving signs.”

Give Me Library Or Give Me Deth? What’s thatΒ sign supposed to mean?”

“It means they forgot to pack a dictionary.”


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26 thoughts on “Meanwhile, at the Bird Refuge…

  1. birdlady26 January 4, 2016 / 9:15 am

    Where’s a spell checker when ya need one?

    • allein January 4, 2016 / 9:41 am


          • Saffron January 4, 2016 / 10:38 am

            Am living out of state now πŸ™ but hope to move back soon. I miss it.

        • bunnylove50 January 4, 2016 / 10:47 am

          Yipes, let me send you snow! πŸ™‚ I’m originally from California, moved to NH 15 snowy years ago!

    • patris January 4, 2016 / 11:51 am

      I believe these birds are the elusive Blue Capped Spell Checkadees.

      • Smartypants January 4, 2016 / 1:47 pm

        Oh, well done Patris!

      • Faye January 4, 2016 / 2:17 pm

        Love it.

      • joods January 4, 2016 / 11:29 pm

        Well played Patris…well played indeed. **Golf clap**

    • Kay Fabe January 5, 2016 / 1:37 am

      Maybe they’re just big fans of Megadeth.

  2. Faye January 4, 2016 / 11:32 am

    Humans are all for the birds.

    • Faye January 4, 2016 / 2:15 pm

      Oh wow!

    • Mr. Max January 5, 2016 / 2:20 am

      Give them both and let the spectacle commence!

  3. Julie January 4, 2016 / 4:12 pm

    This should go in the coffee table book!

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike January 4, 2016 / 5:06 pm

      I was thinking about it, but I suspect that by the time I can get a book to market, this event will be long forgotten. That’s the problem with topical humor. :/

      However, I am starting a list of photos and story ideas for a book/calendar. Stay tuned.

      • Mr. Max January 5, 2016 / 2:24 am

        For better or for worse, I am sure that whenever you publish your book there will be some cretins (excuse me…”kreetanz”) pulling some stunt like this. They will be belting out Greenwood’s grammatically incorrect chorus with a patriotic fervor rivaled only by Ted Cruz frying bacon on the barrel of a machine gun.

  4. fkaWaldenPond January 4, 2016 / 9:17 pm

    You know, I am thinking if David Koresh was around these days, he could run for a government position.

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike January 4, 2016 / 9:58 pm

      Yanno, your idea has aroused my suspicions… (sneaks up behind Trump, pulls off rubber mask) Jinkies! It’s the amusement park operator!

      • fkaWaldenPond January 4, 2016 / 10:29 pm

        By Jove!, I think you’ve got it! [I just tried to upload an image but again (tried once before) but it is too big.] *dang, advanced bracket usage*

        • fkaWaldenPond January 4, 2016 / 10:46 pm

          Why yes, and thank-you.

  5. Kay Fabe January 5, 2016 / 1:35 am

    This gave me a very much-needed laugh. Thanks NTMTOM!

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