We Meet at Last, Mister Bond

You may have disabled the booby traps in my secret underground sofa cushion fortress (thank you, Oddjab, you may set me down now), you may have survived my army of buxom Bavarian dirndl ninjas, and you may have guessed the password to enter my private office, which was “password,” but you are too late to stop me from unleashing my evil plan, which I shall now reveal in a detailed monolog complete with Powerpoint charts and a 1/100 scale model…

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18 thoughts on “We Meet at Last, Mister Bond

  1. Elaine C Williamson February 10, 2016 / 2:54 pm

    Love your commentaries.

  2. Haha February 10, 2016 / 3:07 pm

    Booby Buxom Breast Bust Bazooms Bazoongas
    Hey! He started it!

  3. Gigi the cat lady February 10, 2016 / 3:12 pm

    Oddjab LOL!!!

  4. The Commenter Formerly Known as Ricky's Mom February 10, 2016 / 3:36 pm

    You had me at hedgehog.

  5. Kar February 10, 2016 / 4:59 pm

    Buxom Bavarian dirndl ninjas? Somewhere Austin Powers just had a happy moment.

    • Lurkingduck February 10, 2016 / 6:17 pm

      Re: buxom Bavarian dirndl ninjas.
      Dear Mike, I very carefully avoided drinking tea before reading your post. However, you should issue another disclaimer, regarding peanut butter.
      And now I will spend the afternoon contemplating just what such a creature may look like.

      • 6rabbits February 10, 2016 / 6:23 pm

        Dirndl is such a funny word anyway!
        (When the skirts were popular, the early 80s,
        my mom called them “drindel” skirts.)

        • Faye February 10, 2016 / 6:51 pm

          I read it drindle.
          Drindle nindrils.
          Reminds me of Monty Python Dinsdale!!!

          Dyslexic ear worm:
          Nelson Eddy
          Eddy Albert
          Buddy Ebson

      • Not That Mike The Other Mike February 10, 2016 / 6:30 pm

        Nobody knows what they look like — that’s what makes them so deadly. You can walk through a room, check every corner, open every door, and still you’ll never see them. That is, until you feel the cold thunk of a beer stein on the back of your head… and by then it’s too late.

  6. TinaK February 10, 2016 / 6:02 pm

    Somebody needs to gif that so the chair dramatically turns to reveal The Villainous Hedgy.

    • 6rabbits February 10, 2016 / 6:20 pm

      Ooooo…that’d be awesome! Someone with skills get on that!

  7. Kay Fabe February 10, 2016 / 8:20 pm

    “Do you expect me to talk?”

    “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to squee!”

  8. Sharon February 10, 2016 / 11:50 pm

    I just Googled buxom Bavarian dirndl ninjas, and got sent to an Oktoberfest website!

  9. ^oo^ February 11, 2016 / 2:05 am

    We quill absorb your hedge funds,
    maim your gold fingers,
    stir your martinis,
    and hog your assets,
    Mr. Bond.

  10. margaret February 11, 2016 / 6:54 am

    NTMTOM, I have a question for you. Are your wonderful commentaries the result of divine inspiration or do you have to sit and stew and ruminate?

    Either way they are all wonderful.

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike February 11, 2016 / 9:17 am

      A little of each. If I’m lucky, I’ll see something that gives me an idea right away, there are other photos that I have to tuck away and return to a few times before the idea comes.

  11. jocuri mario February 15, 2016 / 5:14 pm

    Super Mario Sunshine for the GameCube combined Mario’s well-known leaping
    abilities with the usage of a powerful water gun mounted on Mario’s again referred to
    as the F.L.U.D.D. Super Mario Galaxy on the Wii despatched Mario
    soaring through area and incorporated a fantastic
    gravitational system.

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