Cat Crash Creates Crater

The Pacific Alert Weather Service (PAWS) has issued a Cat Warning for coastal areas near Catalina. This will be catalogued as a category five, which can cause cataclysmic catastrophe, catapulting catamarans and cattle into coastal cathouses and cathedrals alike. Residents should listen for the caterwaul and seek shelter in the catacombs.

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14 thoughts on “Cat Crash Creates Crater

  1. Clairdelune April 30, 2016 / 3:08 pm

    What?!?!? This sweet helpless kitty causing a mess?? NEVER! Just look at that innocent face. Am sure the dog did it. Come here kitty, I’ll give you a treat.

  2. Clairdelune April 30, 2016 / 3:09 pm

    Mike, I crown you master of alliteration. 😀 😀

    • 6rabbits April 30, 2016 / 9:20 pm

      Seconded!

  3. April April 30, 2016 / 3:14 pm

    Brilliant! Categorically brilliant! 😸

    • Emmberrann April 30, 2016 / 4:08 pm

      I see what you did there!

  4. Lurkingduck April 30, 2016 / 4:24 pm

    I wonder if rolling on Lego is good for scratching that tough-to-reach place on the back…

    • 6rabbits April 30, 2016 / 9:19 pm

      I know that STEPPING on Legos is a way to cripple yourself…

  5. Brouhaha April 30, 2016 / 4:30 pm

    Ow ow OW! that’s all I can think of. Oh and lol!

    • amyliz April 30, 2016 / 5:25 pm

      I know! My first thought on seeing the picture was ” Really? Laying on Legos is comfortable???” Another superb post, NTMTOM!

  6. Kar April 30, 2016 / 9:59 pm

    I want to dive into that white belly headfirst like it’s the eye of a hurricane.

  7. Muppet2171 April 30, 2016 / 10:20 pm

    Awesome alliteration!

  8. Ricky's Mom May 1, 2016 / 10:10 am

    That could cause a concatenation or cataract of catalytic catalepsies or catalexies, or at least catarrhs.

  9. Smartypants May 1, 2016 / 3:48 pm

    Maru’s American cousin says “Look, I am Godzilla! I have conquered Tiny Tokyo!”

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