Penguins are a form of sentient plant life native to the sillier regions of the southern hemizoid. They are the principal crop of the isolated Ringadinga tribe, who all dress up as postmen and tend to the penguins with great care. At harvest time, the penguins are sold to TV networks for use in nature documentaries.
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“Hemizoid” is my new favorite word.
There are ointments for that.
haha 😛
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Don’t forget the Ringadinga tribe!! Love that name. All I have going through my brain now is the Lily Tomlin Ernestine skit – 1 ringy dingy snort snort, 2 ringy dingy snort snort, etc.
Now I have it in my head!
Hey if you’re gonna have an earworm, that’s a good one to have.
YES!
I hear goats grow on trees there too.
AA-Agghh-h-h! Nice view but how the heck do you get DOWN?????
I know, this is not helping which my Monday generalized anxiety… I will think instead of a bouquet of penguins instead.
Ohh Allein! What a lovely bouquet of penguins! (and they look edible, double bonus)
Okay, I didn’t know this when I posted it; I was just looking for a relevant picture, but they. are. CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRIES!!!
http://www.rainbowly.com/product-p/1120.htm
😀 Damn! and look at the those ‘lower tier’ delights– hardly ‘lower’ tier as they look like those strawberry moulds/forms covered in WHITE CHOCOLATE AND COCONUT!!!!
The snowflakes are apparently white chocolate-covered pineapple, btw.
mMmmmmmm, I just noticed they also have confection pearls– good to crunch between your teeth.
You don’t get down off a tree. You get it off a goose!
Or a Duckie 😉
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Ho-Ho-HO!?
lol lol
*snerk*
Where do you buy Penguin seeds ?
I think I’d prefer Started Pullets.
Hahaha
http://parkseed.com/penguin-gourd-seeds/p/00917-PK-P1/