In this age of information overload, sometimes our brains need a little help. That’s why there’s Thinking Pup™, the brain augmentation system. Thinking Pup sits comfortably on your head and snaps you out of your computer doldrums by reminding you of important tasks, such as going out for walks and using the can opener.
It saved my career, Sharon H. (via Reddit.)
Oh my god I need one of these!!! Where do I find one?
I remember reading about a writer struggling with writer’s block. He put an ad on craigslist that amounted to “Struggling writer. Will pay $5 an hour to sit next to me and slap me across the face when I get distracted and start surfing reddit.” He got a bite pretty much immediately from a woman who was alarmingly excited for the job. Apparently it was the most productive writing session of his life and also the most stressful.
This approach looks to be a lot more pleasant.
And provides a *thwap-thwap* on the forehead when the person veers into such dangerous territory as gossip sites and sports news….
Will Thinking Pup also speed up my WiFi?
This is too funny, wish we knew the back story. Or maybe I don’t want to know, lol.
I hope the thinking process may be enhanced by thinking cats as well. (I am attracted to relatively bigger dogs, not sure my neck would be able to hold a goldie or a St Bernard’s)
ThinkingPup will also let you know that ignoring reminders, such as needing-to-go-outside, will result in increasingly uncomfortable circumstances.
hmm…why is my shirt collar wet?
As a bonus, Thinking Pup™ also doubles as a toupee!