I Absolve Thee

I don’t blame you. I’m sure you meant well. You didn’t know better. You were just doing what you thought was right. You’re still new at this. It was peer pressure. Mistakes were made. You were only following orders. In a broader sense, society is at fault. I’m just telling you this so you’ll know there are no hard feelings.

Nah, just kidding. I’m poopin’ in your shoes tonight.

Big ripe squishy one too, ya jerk.

What an angel-face, Andrew Y.

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20 thoughts on “I Absolve Thee

  1. allein 🐾 February 19, 2018 / 9:37 am

    Such betrayal!

    And such a teeny nosicle!!!

  2. Gigi The cat lady February 19, 2018 / 9:49 am

    Awww! That one went strait to my heart and smashed it into a thousand pieces!

    • Clairdelune February 19, 2018 / 11:13 am

      Awful, enough to haunt one’s dreams!! GUILT!!! That’s how they get you…

  3. Dana February 19, 2018 / 11:00 am

    OMG. What a precious baby!

  4. Clairdelune February 19, 2018 / 11:11 am

    Oh my, look at that forlorn little face!!! The only way to partially atone for anything that caused so much anguish is to fall on your knees, beg for forgiveness, and make available a generous supply of his preferred treats, followed by hugs and chin scritches. And kisses on his little head, of course. Kitty just might forgive you.

  5. murkle46 February 19, 2018 / 11:21 am

    It’s like the paintings of children with big eyes.Except cute.
    (Those things creep me out!)

    • Ricky's Mom February 19, 2018 / 4:23 pm

      • Ricky's Mom February 19, 2018 / 4:25 pm

        More kitsch than creepy, really. This ^ one’s by “Gig.”

        • murkle46 February 19, 2018 / 10:27 pm

          I couldnt find an example of the ones I was thinking of,but like these(Ozz Franca) but worse.Like in the Devo video “Are You Experienced?”.

  6. Alice Shortcake February 19, 2018 / 11:27 am

    Revenge of the Bobblehead!

  7. Duckie 🐥 February 19, 2018 / 12:22 pm

    I’m with Gigi here. I started crying.
    There had better be a soft, warm towel waiting.

  8. Wuyizidi February 19, 2018 / 12:32 pm

    • allein 🐾 February 19, 2018 / 12:38 pm

      • Jendeyan February 19, 2018 / 1:50 pm

        This is the one I remember from back in the day. Since I’m short I feel I can use this line in everyday life.

        • Andrew February 19, 2018 / 2:08 pm

          This is my fave saying XD

          • Jendeyan February 19, 2018 / 5:29 pm

            I haven’t seen this one. ^_^

            I also like the line from Mulan.
            “I’m travel-sized for your convenience.”

            • Andrew February 19, 2018 / 8:43 pm

              Ooo I like that too!
              Plus the song I’ll make a man out of you… so catchy! XD

  9. birdlady26 February 19, 2018 / 1:09 pm

    Kittens first flea bath is always a traumatizing moment. Fur their hoomin.

    • Kar February 19, 2018 / 2:49 pm

      Absolutely, I almost lost it the first time because I didn’t know to do the face/head first and all of those little f*ckers were climbing up her poor face.

      BTW, i am death with a flea comb. thankfully don’t need to do the shiva bit these days

  10. Murray C February 19, 2018 / 2:54 pm

    Oh, happy day for me! I have an album in my photos of “Critters in the Bath” – this will increase its numbers!

    What I love in particular is the head looks huge next to the little wet body. So pathetic and cute. Also, note how much the body looks like a small human. So dear.

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