“Honey, I need to tell you something. I know you’ve been practicing very hard and making a lot of progress, and it’s been really inspiring to see you getting passionate and pursuing your dream. I would never want to take that away from you, honest. But… well, I just checked with the New York Philharmonic, and it turns out they don’t have any need for a professional party horn player.”
She should have done like that nice Ed Grimley and taken up triangle, Sharon H.