Now We’re In Their Clutches!

Coming soon to this theater! When atomic scientists dabble in forces they cannot control, they unleash a flock of mutant monsters that rains terror from the skies! The police, the Army, even the Air Force are powerless to stop the… Attack of the Giant Pigeons! Shown in lifelike Pigeo-Vision™ — due to the highly realistic special effects used in this presentation, no one will be admitted without an umbrella!

This car could use a paint job, if you catch my drift. (Imgur)
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15 thoughts on “Now We’re In Their Clutches!

  1. allein ? July 16, 2018 / 11:31 am

    Suddenly I am less annoyed by the small spot that was on my windshield this morning…

  2. Blue Footed Booby July 16, 2018 / 12:45 pm

    I’m imagining these pigeons attacking customers coming out of grocery stores, stealing loaves of bread, then waddling away while horking down the loaf whole.

    • Faye July 16, 2018 / 1:31 pm

      Horking! Wonderful word.

    • Smartypants July 17, 2018 / 7:30 am

      Yes – pigeon gangs lurking around the exits. If they figure out how to use the automatic doors, we’re doomed!

      • Blue Footed Booby July 17, 2018 / 9:20 am

        There’s a bird dating simulator on Steam titled Hatoful Boyfriend. At one point you get accosted by pigeons and are rescued by a moped-riding sparrow. Improbably, it’s a good game.

        • Jendeyan July 17, 2018 / 11:52 am

          I can confirm. That is a real game. I haven’t play it myself but I’ve seen some play-throughs. It’s an… interesting game…

  3. Doug July 16, 2018 / 12:49 pm

    Nice Camera Angles .. Someone was studying Hitchcock’s works

    • 6rabbits July 16, 2018 / 1:43 pm

      Took me a minute to figure out the “trick”!

      • dubravkamcvmd July 16, 2018 / 2:27 pm

        Oh! I thought it was photoshopped.

  4. Emsthemonster July 16, 2018 / 12:51 pm

    I always promise my beloved lil’ car that we will take revenge on pigeons one day.

    I seriously hope never too see such well-fed pigeons here, even the normal sized ones are terribly loud at dawn.

    • debg July 16, 2018 / 2:52 pm

      Can’t find it, but there was a great Far Side where a man was washing his car in the driveway, while a bird sat nearby going “You are mine, all mine!”

      • allein ? July 16, 2018 / 2:58 pm

        • Emsthemonster July 16, 2018 / 3:58 pm

          My Felix thinks the same about pigeons 🙂

        • Debg July 16, 2018 / 4:34 pm

          I knew you could find it, Allein! Never saw the second one. Your Googlefu for funnies is amazing,

  5. Elaine Williamson July 16, 2018 / 5:47 pm

    It was not until people talking about angles and tricks did I notice the pigeons are on a ledge. ?

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