Cutetropolis is brought to you today by VibraPurr™ , the backrest that gives you the “purrfect” back massage every time. Simply attach to your office chair and enjoy soothing comfort all day long. Adjustable “purr number” lets you purrsonalize the massage to your exact preference.
I wonder if my office will buy one for me. Purrgonomics is impurrtent.
WANT!
BTW, did you know that squirrels make an interesting noise when you “accidentally” drop an entire fruitcake in the middle of a group of them?
Ok, so many questions! Inquiring minds want to know – what sound do they make?? And are you sure the fruitcake was not accidentally dropped on purpose?? And gee, why would anyone want to get rid of a perfectly good fruitcake? I mean they’re just so so yummy.
It’s a sort of whuffling rubber chicken squeaky noise, only not as loud, and furrier. Kind of like a Guinea pig wheek, but smaller.
I’m sure it was an accident! I deliberately planned it as an accident!
I found it at the bottom of my deep freeze, along with a dozen others I bought two years ago at an after-Christmas sale. I figured I could spare one, as it is snowy and cold outside.
Wha? How? Huh?
I could definitely use a VibraPurr™, draped around neck and shoulders. Too much keyboarding.
I am one of those (apparently) rare souls who really loves fruitcake. I’ve never understood why other people don’t. À chacun son goût, she said as she kissed her cow …
I’m also one of those rare ones Ricky’s mom. I love fruitcake but I only allow myself one small one at Christmas time because of the large amount of sugar in them.
I like one of the store-bought fruitcakes, I think brand is Claxton. Lots of fruit and nuts, and just enough ‘cake’ to hold it together.
They’re out of Georgia, I think, and yep, they are good.
We like fruitcake here, too, tho’ not the ones with citron in them. And my Irish grandmother said “Everyone to their own taste said the old lady as she kissed the cow” but I was later told it was bowdlerized from “kissed the horse’s a**” or “a-
I think this Vibra Purr is the anit-gravitational model. Pricey.
I’ll take one. Make that 2 VibraPurr’s™. Or maybe I need one for every chair in the house.
On the other hand, my squirrels could really use some of that fruitcake. Snowy here today and they need more than birdseed to keep them going.
I really need one for my lumbar region. Do they make one that fits there?
A VibraPurr or a fruitcake?
Now I’ve got a mental picture of a vibrating fruitcake. Make of that what you will.
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Can’t wait to see what THAT dream looks like.
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Ha!
Does it come with a heat option?
Yes, but you may find the VibraGrrr™ has a higher heat setting.
Fun Fact: Dogs have been used as heating pads.
It’s because their bellehs are always nice and warm. And my doggo doesn’t seem to mind cold hands on her warm belleh. She’s just crazy for belleh rubs.