Were you a king in your past life? A great philosopher? A shoe salesman? Now you can see yourself as you once were with Reincarnoscope™, the x-ray device that shows your your past instead of your bones.
![Gee, I hope it's not a shoe salesman... cat behind screen with tiger image](https://i0.wp.com/cutetropolis.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/1596882227130884523.jpg?resize=636%2C477&ssl=1)
Simply step behind the Reincarnoscope and instantly a vision of your past self will appear on the screen. Get your Rincarnoscope today at the Past Lives Pavilion or wherever metaphysical equipment is sold.
![I used to be a TIGER?! And now I'm cat? Not sure how to feel here. Cat behind screen with tiger image](https://i0.wp.com/cutetropolis.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/1596882222140279789.jpg?resize=636%2C477&ssl=1)
I’d be afraid to look, Sharon H.
You’re still a tiger…just…a little one…
Remember that episode of Star Trek TNG where everyone devolves and Spot, Data’s cat, turns into an iguana?
It’s like a fancier version of Calvin’s transmogrifier. 😀 https://www.tf.uni-kiel.de/matwis/amat/def_en/kap_5/illustr/i5_1_4.html
Check out the Pillow of Turin!
i am sure you are MUCH more pampered in your modern life.