This puppy has done things. Terrible things. Unpleasant messes. Inappropriate chewing. Maybe some light bank fraud, who knows. The point is, whatever terrible things these eyes have seen, they are truly sorry. And you will forgive.
All is forgiven, Andrew Y.
I forgive you for everything you have done and everything you will ever do, just stop looking at me with those sad puppy eyes!
Well, as long as it was just light bank fraud…
Absolutely, although I’d also be willing to overlook mild blackmail and moderate treason.
Come home, puppy, ALL is forgiven. Lemme kiss yer little face.
I’ll not only forgive him, I’ll even help bury the body.
Yes, yes I will. Come to me puppy, and get smothered in kisses.
How can you NOT forgive him?!
I don’t do a lot of commenting but this time I can’t resist!! I’m not a doggy person but usually a kitty one but those eyes CAN’T be ignored with the look he has on that adorable face. Even I could forgive and forget if I had him in my home no matter what he MIGHT have done. He gave me goosies!!
Whats a little check kiting between friends? And we don’t even need to discuss those wire transfers for that poor exiled prince from Nigeria..
I bet he’s the one behind those emails I’ve been getting from Klarna saying I they haven’t received payment for an order from some cheap clothing company I have never ordered from, nor have I ever used Klarna or any other such service. (Oh and they’re addressed to “Marina”…and they’re in German.)
But it’s okay, I forgive him.
Blanket forgiveness is his and even if he is sentenced for any crime, he can come serve his sentence at my house. Whereupon he will dealt with most severely – kisses and tummy rubs every hour, 3 gourmet meals daily, nightly brushing, and worst of all, having to sleep under the covers in my bed just to make sure he does nothing criminal overnight,