Frontiers in Floofology

For generations, cat experts have been aware of the “floof factor” — the difficulty estimating feline body mass due to the variable proportion of floof. This has led to many innovations, the most promising of which is the floof extrusion bucket, which provides a uniform floof-to-body measurement.

cat in bucket with holes
Bet I go to eleven. (Twitter)

Reminds me of those old Play-Doh toys, Elizabeth G.

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6 thoughts on “Frontiers in Floofology

  1. Debg March 18, 2021 / 4:09 pm

    I need one of these. Would probably be more accurate than my bathroom scale!

  2. Duckie πŸ₯ March 18, 2021 / 4:56 pm

    Just noticed the heart shaped holes.

  3. Blue Footed Booby March 18, 2021 / 10:16 pm

    I want to poke the lumps protruding through the holes.

    • Duckie πŸ₯ March 18, 2021 / 10:35 pm

      I, and the expression on kitty’s face, dare ya.

  4. Georgiana March 19, 2021 / 7:57 am

    Must be a TARDIS pot because judging from the size of his head his body would be huge.

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