No, you may not pet me. I am a perfect specimen of next-level floofiness, and I must keep myself in perfect condition. In fact, you can’t even look. Keep scrolling. Good day.
I’m Too Floofy For You
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But if they are not for pet-pets, why are they made of floof? 🙁
Exactly! I demand to take it to the nearest court for a reversal!
It’s a Hielan Coo! ❤️
Oh come on just a little pet on your head floof.
I don’t know. Those ears look awfully pettable. What if we brush everything back into place when we’re done?
According to one of the comments on the reddit page: “Speaking from experience, they get really itchy when their horns are coming in and will accept a rub from anybody.”
So it’s just a matter of time.
And to quote another comment, “moop.”
I just wanna boop that nose!!!