“(Let’s do a progress check: Upper body looking good. Arms a bit skinny; I should do some lifting. Thighs are coming along nicely. Really need to bulk up that tail…)”
I have questions, Arne. (Via Imgur, where they also have questions.)
Here are your instructions. Follow them exactly if you wish to live. The tea must be infused for precisely two minutes, eighteen seconds before adding two teaspoons of yak’s milk. The cookie must have an even number of chocolate chips; remove any strays. Place the tea and cookie on the center floorboard above the pit. Do not look into the pit. When you hear an unearthly gurgling sound, back away slowly while repeating “This we offer in humility and fear.”
I assume this job has full benefits, Cheryl S.
Hope you kids like donuts!
The Dodo, via Faye
And it was gooooooood!
Bored Panda, via Murray C.
"Honey, when did we get a cat?"
Bored Panda, via Faye and Cheryl S.
And they're adorable puff-balls!
Zooborns, via Claire S.
… and make way for Pizza Iguana! (Or should that be Pizzaquana?)
That’s fine, I wasn’t hungry anyway, Cheryl S.