Links: Who Can? Toucan

Toucan being scratched on the chin by a human hand

And finally: Bat Pacifier!

We’re all suckers for a cute bat, like this one found by Elizabeth G.

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Come, Mrs. Elly-mom, Peel Me a Banana

Just how attentive is Lek, the main caregiver at Elephant Nature Park? She’ll even peel your bananas for you. She’ll peel any amount, too — six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch, no problem.

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Live From Championship Wrinkling!

Welcome back, epidermis enthusiasts, to what promises to be an action-packed afternoon of submersive skin softening! Up next is reigning champion Mrs. Amelia Smoshfarple, who’ll attempt to break her record in the Fingers and Palms event. Our line judges are in position and will be grading based on speed and wrinkle depth.

A woman sits in a bathtub, revealing only the top of her head. On the edges of the bathtub, to Siamese cats peer inside.
Hands where we can see them, ma’am.

Fizzbin and Khaaan are unwise, by Liz Henry

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