It’s not one of those bridges that rocks back and forth, is it? It’s not going to collapse or anything, right? There won’t be any freight trains that just show up out of nowhere while you’re in the middle and you have to run for it but there’s always that one guy whose shoe gets stuck and you pull and you pull and you get his foot out at the last second and then you all have to jump into the water, will there?
Psychologists have come to a clear understanding about the theory of right-brained vs. left-brained thinking. What is less understood, however, is how in some species all the thoughts tend to collect on one side of the head, making it tilt to one side.
“Welcome to another episode of ‘Who Gives a Crap?’ I’m Bob Slobknob and joining me as always is my co-host Buffy McHaircut. And it looks like we’ve got another long list of things not to give a crap about — right, Buffy?”
“Right you are, Bob. In our first hour we won’t be giving a crap about war, famine, income inequality, and why you’re not supposed to button all the buttons on men’s suits. But first, here’s our no-depth investigation on rising sea levels.”
Via Reddit. PS: The company named on the box actually does give a… fair measure of concern for sanitation in the developing world. (Thanks to Smartypants for tracking that down.)
In nature, predators often adapt to match their favored prey. Such is the case with the Northwestern Floundercatcher, which like the flounder that makes up the bulk of its diet, has evolved eyes on one side of its head.
I feel like I should turn my computer sideways, Cheryl S.