There is a disturbance in the Force. According to reader Aaaa Bbbb, the beloved French bulldog Grogu has been seduced by the Bark Side:

In a tragedy fit for a space opera, Grogu has fallen to the dark side! His eyes have taken on a red glow. He has pledged his loyalty to a Sith master and demands to be addressed as Darth Tuberous. His new ride is an Imperial TIE Fighter. He finds my lack of treats disturbing and I’m pretty sure he’s going to force choke me in my sleep!

(What’s really going on here– dogs with the coco gene have eyes that glow red in the camera flash. The TIE fighter is his Halloween costume. I’m hoping he gets to wear it on a visit to the veterans’ home where he can cheer up the residents and staff!)

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Grogu the French bulldog, but reader AB is back with a very spicy update:

Grogu’s brother Mando had a fling with beautiful Scarlett, resulting in seven nephews and two nieces for Grogu! Their names are Sage, Basil, Rosemary, Thyme, Anise, Nutmeg, Dill, Saffron, and Tobacco. Little Tobacco is a carbon copy of his uncle. They’re all growing like weeds, er, herbs, and my friend who runs Simply Kind Frenchies will sell them to carefully vetted, loving homes.

As he cautiously surveyed the cold, antiseptic steel walls of his new surroundings, our hero realized that he was not in the dog park as he was led to believe, but in the secret laboratory of the diabolical Doctor von Pokenprod!