My human and I love to watch horror movies. It really helps us bond. Except I get a little worried they might be too scary for her, especially the part where the beautiful kitty climbs alone into the attic and — well, you don’t want to know what happens next. So sometimes I just cover her eyes so she won’t get scared out of her wits.

“Hey, you need help with the boss level? Here’s how you beat him: First you need to throw a combo lightning fireball, then summon storm power. Then you gotta jiggle the cartridge until the game freezes.”

All toys are cat toys, Andrew Y.