Burning Ambition

J. Thaddeus Spiralbottom III, fabulously wealthy investor, puffs his cigar and contemplates his next move. Should he buy more shares of Consolidated Kibble, Inc.? Or take a majority position in Amalgamated Chew-toys? This is the burning question that drives him, that little spark of an idea that grows into a flame, an all-consuming passion for success, roaring ever higher… say, what’s that smell?

Is it hot in here or is it just my portfolio? (Imgur)


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