I’m really enjoying the videos from YouTuber OneMorePlease featuring Pipkin the two-tone rabbit. Last week, Pipkin stepped up to the microphone and crunched some lettuce, and in today’s video, Pipkin just finished a big meal and is about to do what comes naturally. (You can mentally insert your own sound effect.)
Harold Humphlephumph, having been found guilty of aggravated grumpiness, willful and persistent scowling, and disapproval with intent to cause extreme mental distress, you are hereby sentenced to the MacGregor County Correctional Facility until you cheer up.
It never failed: Becky would be sitting comfortably in her favorite recliner, ready to binge-watch the new season of Carrot Is the New Eggplant, when she would realize she needed to use the litter box.
Every darn time, Murray C.
Welcome to the audition, Mr, ah… (checks resume) Bunny. Now, I don’t know how much your agent told you, but today you’ll be reading for the part of “lettuce-eating rabbit.” So when you’re ready, just hop up to the microphone and give us some really good, clear munching, thanks.