Yes, He’s the Good Boy

That’s him. The good boy. He’s the bestest boy, the cutie-pie cuddle muffin, the barky-warky widdle fuzzy face. So in case you were feeling the urge to engage in this or any other infantile babbling, please direct all such attention accordingly. Thank you.

However, if you care to discuss the relative merits of classical vs Keynesian economic theory…

The left/right brain dichotomy was never clearer, Sharon H.

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My Hairbrush Wants to Kill Me

“(OK, need to stay calm here. My hairbrush isn’t supposed to walk around like that, but obviously it is, so… What does it want from me? Did I do something, say something? Was there a particularly stressful detangling moment that I’m not aware of? Think, man, think!)”

Suspensefully submitted by Andrew Y., and you can learn more about this odd couple at RocketNews24.

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