Operators Are Standing By!

Attention Dogs: Do you want more out of life? Tired of staying home while humans work at interesting jobs? Then you’re ready to step into a larger world — as a certified computer operator! In just six weeks, Reynard Technical Schools can teach you the skills you need to succeed in the human world, at your own pace, in your own home, and using a real computer that you get to keep once you’re done! All for the low tuition of $49.95 (per month for 36 months)! Call today!

You just slap the buttons and push the rolling thing. Seems pretty easy. (via Twitter)
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Gung Hay Fat Choy!

Happy Chinese New Year!

Today is the start of The Year of the Dog in the traditional Chinese calendar. Unlike the western calendar, Chinese New Year doesn’t start on a fixed date but instead coincides with the new moon. Since this is the Year of the Dog, here are some dogs dressed for the occasion (although the first one doesn’t seem too happy about it.)

Happy Chinese New Year, by DaPuglet, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Links: Could We Not?!

And finally: Fiona Speaks!

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How To Shiba

Congratulations and thanks for purchasing How to Shiba, part of our comprehensive 47-volume How to Dog series. In this volume, you will first learn and master basic dog skills before advancing to breed-specific skills such as digging, running, and posing for Internet meme pictures.

(Is there an index? I just really need to learn how to scratch myself.)

Via Reddit.

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