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Happy Chinese New Year!
Today is the start of The Year of the Dog in the traditional Chinese calendar. Unlike the western calendar, Chinese New Year doesn’t start on a fixed date but instead coincides with the new moon. Since this is the Year of the Dog, here are some dogs dressed for the occasion (although the first one doesn’t seem too happy about it.)
— Eugene Lee Yang (@EugeneLeeYang) February 16, 2018
Happy Lunar year! 😆 pic.twitter.com/4AhwrHh5cw
— Iwa-chan (@Chiyemii) February 16, 2018
It’s the year of the dog and these two doggies wIsh you joy prosperity and success this New Years 新年快乐 (xīn nián kuài lè) Gong Hey Fat Choy! Happy #ChineseNewYear
#YearOfTheDog #chinese #happynewyear #newyear #abc7eyewitness #HappyChineseNewYear pic.twitter.com/i4Juvt3rvC
— LouLou & Gipper (@LoulouHoltz) February 16, 2018
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