This Week, on The Guiding Leash

As young Becky Flangendoodle awakens from her coma, doctors inform her the operation to replace her heart with a gorilla’s was a complete success, which is a bit of surprise as she had checked in for a nose job. Meanwhile, Murph Hunkly has 48 hours to save the family anchovy farm from foreclosure by First Evil Bank. And in the tranquil Gondlefarb household, Missy and her neighbor Brock Knockwurst are caught in the clutches of their forbidden love…

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Well, mainly with each other, but that too. (Imgur)
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This Week, on The Guiding Leash

Desperate to save their marriage, Helen relents and lets Reynaldo install trapeze equipment in the bedroom. Meanwhile, Marge and Walter attend a seance led by the mysterious Madam Flambé to obtain their late father’s Bitcoin password. And in the tranquil Floofman household, little Bentley suspects that Horace and Maybelle may not be his real parents…

Dogs and matching cat
They always change the subject when I bring it up. (Reddit)

There’s definitely a family resemblance, Andrew Y.

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Belinda’s botched facelift leaves her with an ear where her nose should be, and now she can smell when her husband Blake is lying to her. Meanwhile, Reynaldo’s attempt to burn down his furniture store for the insurance money fails when he forgets that the fire department is just across the street. And in the bucolic Schplortman household, little Penny suspects that Herbert Schplortman might not be her real father…

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Call it a hunch. (Reddit)

I know what I’ll be binge-watching, Andrew Y.

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At Generally Specific Hospital, Zelda Blatz discovers to her horror that doctors reattaching her severed leg put it on backwards, so that now she can only walk in very small circles. At the same time, the villainous Heinrich von Dinkel proceeds with his plan to foreclose on the orphanage, the soup kitchen, three public parks, two churches, and Miss Livonia’s Wayward Home for Girls. Meanwhile, in the tranquil Flootwankel household, Jeremy’s attempt to apologize for his string of affairs is unexpectedly interrupted…

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