Spoiler: The cat returned home safely.
Love Meow, via Me
Detroit Metro Times, via Me
I misread that as "raised 36,000 cats" and fainted.
Halo Pets, via Elaine W.
Spent all day hunting for delicious mouse / Human won't eat it.
Bored Panda, via Cheryl S.
Chicken Nugget, soon to be Chicken Wing.
Buzzfeed, via Catherine M
And finally: Derek the Wonder Wombat
A year after this video became an Internet sensation, Derek the wombat has become a goodwill ambassador for Australia’s Flinders Island. Derek and his rescuer Kate Mooney now welcome visitors to her farm for wombat cuddles. (ABC, via Julie)
It's like you can read our minds!
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
The Furrtographer, via TrixandSam
The Mirror, via Elaine W.
And finally: The Little Wombat That Could
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re going to appear on Cutetropolis, especially if you’re a cute wombat with do-or-die determination, in this video sent by Smartypants.
A pair of young wombats at Currumbin Sanctuary in Australia have the best life. Every day, their dutiful keeper puts them in a harness and then walks them wherever they want to go until it’s time for a bottle and bed.
And now they want to walk with you — well, if you happen to be in Australia.
Mashable, via Murray C.
Do these socks clash with my fur?
Little Things, via Cheryl S.
You are getting sleepy...
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
I'm not the only student who had to be propped up for his ID photo.
San Jose Mercury News, via Faye
Imgur, via Andrew Y.
And finally: Fiona in the Shower
More Fiona cuteness than you may be able to withstand, found by Andrew Y.