Don’t throw yourself out the window! You have so much to live for! Remember all those times you and I would wrestle around, you tickling me, me scratching you — why throw all that away? Here, let me get you one of those cigarettes that you like to what the hell are you doing?!
Look who else got a snow day: Kumbali the cheetah and Kago the dog, best friends at the Metro Richmond Zoo in Virginia. With the zoo closed yesterday, the playful pair got to romp in a snow-white open field. Kumbali, the runt of his litter, was hand-raised by zoo staff and took a liking to Kago, a rescue pup.
Good morning, readers! This is truly an exciting day for the blog, because we have news of a new Maru video, and our source Sarah D. is telling us that in this video Maru and Not Maru eat dry foods. We are getting conflicting reports on the brand of dry food they are eating, we think it may be Friskies or Meow Mix, we’ll try and get that information to you later today, but right now I’m now being told that our Action Eyewitness News KibbleKam is standing by at Dish Central to capture the eating in progress, so let’s cut to the KibbleKam!