“So the council has decided, then?”
“Yes. No longer shall we tolerate this outrage in silence. If one of us must be sacrificed, we shall take one of theirs in return. Only then may the injustices of centuries be avenged.”
“Has the victim been chosen?”
“Many on the council wish it to be the furry orange one, who keeps sneaking up and whapping us when we aren’t looking.”
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…. I can’t breathe (due to laughter) ….
Hee hee!! I can see it now, the next blockbuster on the big screen: “The Revenge of the Turkey Ninjia” – An epic of tale of revenge and heroic deeds, a flurry of fur and feathers on the fighting fields of a faraway frontier …
Bwa ha ha!
oops, an “of” too many… should not type while laughing…. 😉
NTMTOM’s posts should come with a warning – “may cause excessive ‘ofs,’ unanticipated beverage snorfing, and muscle soreness due to belly laughs”…
After Killer Tomatoes and Killer Klowns from out of Space, we now have Killer Turkeys, lock up you children and your pets! 😀
Revenge is a dish best served with gravey and cranberry sauce.
And pie!!
Wow. Just wow. Not only did this make me “bbwwwahhhaaa!!!” out loud, but the (perhaps) underlying double meaning with actual world events is pure genius.
Well done, NTMTOM, well done!
Yup. Layers of humor here, Julie. Nice. *nods head* Classic NTMTOM!