You’d Think There’d Be a Cop Handy

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BREAKING NEWS — In a brazen daylight robbery, a masked bandit broke into a donut shop and pilfered pastries, ignoring shocked onlookers who captured the theft on video.

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14 thoughts on “You’d Think There’d Be a Cop Handy”

  1. Alison January 5, 2016 / 8:54 am

    Looking around for powdered jelly donut…. nope…. nope…. guess this will have to do.

    • The Commenter Formerly Known as Ricky's Mom January 5, 2016 / 9:00 am

      He really is a picky little pesky critter, isn’t he?

      • Alison January 5, 2016 / 9:06 am

        My thoughts exactly.

  2. Saffron January 5, 2016 / 9:03 am

    Then he threw it out after he realized he pilfered one of the donuts Ariana Grande licked. Ew. 😀

    • Smartypants January 5, 2016 / 10:27 am

      Pleh – starlet germs!

  3. Faye January 5, 2016 / 9:04 am

    Scientific name: Procyon lotor diabetes

  4. birdcage January 5, 2016 / 9:44 am

    That happened in Toronto. Poor thing just wanted to get out of the cold, have a snack and maybe a double-double to go ….

    • Gigi_the cat lady January 5, 2016 / 12:20 pm

      Yes, nothing better than a double-double and a donut at Tim’s when it’s – 27c outside.

    • Kar January 5, 2016 / 6:08 pm

      A raccoon on a sugar/caffeine rush. * pictures it mentally *

      Hold me, I’m scared.

  5. murkle46 January 5, 2016 / 3:48 pm

    Racoons who invade structures are a little different from ones outdoors.They get territorial.Time to find the hole and plug it,after giving him a to-go pack.

  6. Kay Fabe January 5, 2016 / 4:04 pm

    He’s just picking up some dessert for Pizza Rat.

    • Faye January 5, 2016 / 5:15 pm

      I was thinking about Pizza Rat! Lol.

  7. cheshirekittehkat January 5, 2016 / 4:33 pm

    Masked Bandit was considering taking the whole pastry tray, but his pockets were already full…..;

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