So Now They Want Snacks?

Not That Mike The Other Mike

“Yep, that’s what I heard. I guess these rugged outdoorsmen didn’t think it all the way though. The cleaned out the vending machine on day one, and now they’re asking for Twinkies, Ho-Hos, Snickers, Little Debbie…”

“That’s brilliant! I just figured out their cunning strategy!”

“You did? And what, pray tell, would that be?”

“They’re going to make themselves so fat they can’t be budged!”

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HUDDLED TOGETHER, by lovecatz, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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27 thoughts on “So Now They Want Snacks?”

  1. allein January 6, 2016 / 9:05 am

    Political snark through cute animals. I like it.

  2. Faye January 6, 2016 / 9:37 am

    If that’s what the revolution looks like, we’re gonna need a bigger boat and bigger brains.

    • BB/VA January 6, 2016 / 9:28 pm

      I didn’t know the revolution would have spokesbirds…

  3. mariser January 6, 2016 / 9:58 am

    I’m all for bigger boats* and bigger brains. and revolution.

    *Quinn, forever.

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike January 6, 2016 / 10:11 am

      That sound of fingernails on a blackboard can only mean one thing: We have a new commenter! Welcome!

      • Faye January 6, 2016 / 10:49 am

        Sounds like a plan, Stan.

      • Saffron January 6, 2016 / 11:15 am

        As long as they don’t have city boy hands… 😀

        • Faye January 6, 2016 / 4:31 pm

          Ha.

  4. Chris January 6, 2016 / 10:42 am

    If they’re such rugged outdoorsmen, shouldn’t they be able to forage for nuts and stuff?

    • Faye January 6, 2016 / 10:46 am

      I’m sure they have a stock of frozen nuts by now.

        • Faye January 6, 2016 / 11:11 am

          ?

          • Alison January 6, 2016 / 12:08 pm

            High five! ✋

      • allein January 6, 2016 / 11:21 am

        I love this place. This is my new favorite corner of the internet.

        • AJ January 6, 2016 / 2:28 pm

          Agreed. The “ahem” previous favorite site is now boring compared to this place.

          • allein January 6, 2016 / 4:44 pm

            Also, I can’t see them at work. 😉

      • Gigi_the cat lady January 6, 2016 / 12:45 pm

        Good one!

      • Beemoused January 6, 2016 / 1:06 pm

        Don’t SAY things like that when I’m drinking tea!! Now I have to go dry my keyboard! 🙂

        • 6rabbits January 6, 2016 / 11:11 pm

          You haven’t learned yet of the hazzards of drinking while reading NTMTOM?!?

      • AJ January 6, 2016 / 2:26 pm

        WIN!!! I just snorted then had to cover my mouth in case anyone near me in the office overhead me and wondered what the “h e double hockey sticks” I was up to. Just crying over that remark, it’s … it’s just perfect.

      • Mr. Max January 6, 2016 / 3:03 pm

        But those nuts are so tiny they can’t last long on them.

        • Faye January 6, 2016 / 4:39 pm

          Maybe they can eat their words.

          • Mr. Max January 6, 2016 / 11:50 pm

            I wouldn’t imagine monosyllables are particularly nutritious, either.

          • Faye January 7, 2016 / 8:47 am

            Ha!

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