“You eat one of those donuts, Lenny, you get smacked with the rolled-up newspaper.”
“Aah I just want to smell them they smell so delicious and the sprinkles are so pretty and the creamy frosting and maybe I can lick one of them just one along the edges just a tiny lick I promise I won’t eat it…”
“Yee-up, human’sย reaching for a newspa — ooh, no, he’s rolling up an entire phone book!”
“I can’t help it they smell so good just let me sniff them pleeeeeeeeease!”
Via Imgur.
That is just plain cruel. Nobody deserves to be teased like that. ๐
I see a set-up. Doggies on display. Placement of pastries in perilous position. Camera centered to capture coming capers.
All festivities are worth it to feast on the fabulous eyes!
And I can hear the little lurp lurp lurp of the tentative tiny tip of the tasting tongue.
And maybe the doggie got a proper treat afterwards. Or maybe just grabbed a donut and ran.
I think these must be those specially made to look like people treats doggie treats. Yep. I’ll think what makes me happy! ๐
I love the one in the back faking no interest ๐
Frankly, I’d take a swat with a newspaper for a donut. No brainer.
But what would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Those doughnut molecules are shooting right up his schnozzola into his ooie gooie goodie receptors!
NTMTOM now we all have to buy the doughnuts. I’m getting glazed chocolate. Yumm. I’ll bring my own newspaper too.
I normally only look at my husband like that…
Is he covered in glazed sugar and sprinkles?
:trying so hard not to make a dirty joke:
Gotcha.
Hmmm. “Not yet.”
Runs to baking aisle.
Sorry. ?