It says “Flargity hoopnert bleegle smickle smax.” Wait, no, it says “Woop woop pingulous norple porple fnoo.” Argh! I can’t read this, I’m a red panda! We can’t read! Can any of you peeps help me out here? What does my fortune cookie say?
Red Panda Face, by Ariel Ophelia, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
I got a fortune about 25 (yes, 25!) years ago that was so redonkulous that I still have it memorized: “A day of rest. Be sure to shirk all kinds of overwork.”
Words to live by, children!
Wait! I messed it up – it was “Be sure to SHIRT all kinds…” That was the best part.
The strangest fortune I ever received read simply “Ask your Mom.”
I got “You enjoy Chinese food.”
“That wasn’t chicken.”
An oldie but a goodie is : Help! I’m being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory.
However, this little guy’s fortune should read: You will be petted within an inch of your life by adoring humans.
Maybe the fortune should say “Coming to get yooooooooou!” 😀
Thank you so much for posting a red panda today! I needed a little red panda action. Seriously – Mother Nature brought her A Game to the table the day she designed the red panda.
Agreed. Red pandas are the best-est!! Thanks NTMTOM!! You rock?
Fortune says
“I hope you don’t bungle or bobble your Fingal dopple”
Ahhhh I loved that episode!
“Mom…..my nuts?”
“Your image will be posted on an internet site devoted to cute animals. No, not that one, the better one.”
Hahahaha!
Thumbs way up!!
Perfect!
😀 😀 😀 Thank you for the compliment! I should say that I bear Cute Overload no ill feelings, and neither should anyone else. Plenty of people still enjoy it, and they’re correct to do so.
Of course, you’re absolutely right! I was just expressing my preference for your fine site. 🙂
I appreciate your refined tastes. 🙂
Haha you’re most welcome!
Refined? Not so much.
We are way to snarky boisterous and silly to be refined. IMHO.
Faye speaks the truth, y’all!
But I love that every entry on this site was posted by you and your “where the heck did he pull that reference and how does it make it work with that image” wit.
I don’t have to use your name as a tag to find the masterpieces. They’re all works of art.
“The next woman you meet will sweep you off your feet.” *besides the one holding you now*
A fortune cookies, hope this little guy got a good one. Here’s some fortunes I’ve received from cookies before:
“Things in life should be simple, rather than complex.”
“Enjoy the small things you find on your path.”
“Don’t close your heart so tightly against life’s pain that you shut out life’s blessings.”
“I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.”
“In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout ‘Fire!'”
“You will be hungry soon. Best order carryout now.”