Peeping Tomcat

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Oh yeah, this is gonna be good. That’s right, lady, put the bag on the kitchen counter, right where I can see it. Now she’s reaching in and pulling out… celery? No, put that away, you know what I want to see, baby… And there they are, those lovely round cans of tuna… Ohhhh yeeeaaah, I can almost taste it… Now she’ll stack them one by one in the — wait, what’s she doing? Oh, it can’t be, don’t tease me like this, baby… She’s… she’s reaching for the can opener! Yes, yes, yeeeeeeeeesssssssssss…

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18 thoughts on “Peeping Tomcat”

  1. myiglets March 7, 2016 / 9:24 am

    Brilliant is a trite term, but I’m gonna use it anyway. Brilliant!!

    • Starfish March 7, 2016 / 1:15 pm

      What’s the next level up from “brilliant”? ‘Cuz that’s what this is.

  2. debg March 7, 2016 / 9:50 am

    I’m laughing so hard I can barely breathe. Golf clap, NOMTOM!

  3. Brouhaha March 7, 2016 / 10:04 am

    *snort!*

  4. Madame X March 7, 2016 / 10:08 am

    I feel like I must take a bath now.

    Or smoke a cigarette.

    Maybe both.

    Right after I (again!) clean the coffee off my monitor…

    • Kay Fabe March 7, 2016 / 12:22 pm

      I’m going the bath route. Right after this tuna sandwich.

    • Kar March 7, 2016 / 4:37 pm

      I was about to say, I need a cigarette and I don’t smoke.

  5. Gigi_the cat lady March 7, 2016 / 10:10 am

    Open it slowly baby …slowly … a little bit at a time … make it last … yeeeeeeeeesssssssssss!

  6. allein March 7, 2016 / 10:21 am

    I’m so disturbed by this post…

  7. ^oo^ March 7, 2016 / 1:11 pm

    Here’s that song about those crazy Starkist Lovers in West Side Story:

    Tuna, tuna
    It all began tuna
    I saw you and the world went away

    Tuna, tuna
    There’s only you tuna
    What you are, what you do, what you say

    Today, all day I had the feeling
    A miracle would happen
    I know now I was right

    For here you are
    And what was just a world is a star
    Tuna

    Tuna, tuna
    The world is full of light
    With suns and moons all over the place

    Tuna, tuna
    The world is wild and bright
    Going mad
    Shooting sparks into space

    Today, the world was just an address
    A place for me to live in
    No better than all right

    But here you are
    And what was just a world is a star
    Tuna

    Good night, good night
    Sleep well and when you dream
    Dream of me
    Tuna!

      • ^oo^ March 8, 2016 / 1:32 am

        Thanks, so much. We always sing this song when we treat the cat kids to Tuna Juice! Japanese kitties must sing about Su-shi.

    • debg March 7, 2016 / 3:57 pm

      Nicely done.

  8. murkle46 March 7, 2016 / 3:01 pm

  9. Faye March 7, 2016 / 5:41 pm

    Reminds me of the movie ATLANTIC CITY with Burt Lancaster and Susan Surrandon. He watched her as she bathed in lemons every night. Highly recommended.

  10. amyliz March 7, 2016 / 6:42 pm

    Oh my, this post has me clutching my pearls! Mercy!?

    • Clairdelune March 8, 2016 / 5:26 am

      AMYLIZ, keep those smelling salts close by, in case you get the vapors while clutching your pearls. 🙂

  11. Clairdelune March 8, 2016 / 5:23 am

    NTMTOM, from your colorful and emotionally charged narrative I can tell you have watched many videos of cats in trees spying on the lady of the house while she’s opening a can of tuna. 😀

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